Jacob Bacharach
@jacobbacharach.bsky.social
Novelist, critic, books about crooks.
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I wrote a sonnet about scaring my kid about Zohran Mamdani:
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I wrote a sonnet about scaring my kid about Zohran Mamdani:
Embrace Huáxià
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Embrace Huáxià
They're calling it America's most harmonious facade.
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
They're calling it America's most harmonious facade.
I wrote a sonnet about a toilet in the White House.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I wrote a sonnet about a toilet in the White House.
Such people there are living and flourishing in the world—Faithless, Hopeless, Charityless: let us have at them, dear friends, with might and main. Some there are, and very successful too, mere quacks and fools: and it was to combat and expose such as those, no doubt, that Laughter was made.
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Such people there are living and flourishing in the world—Faithless, Hopeless, Charityless: let us have at them, dear friends, with might and main. Some there are, and very successful too, mere quacks and fools: and it was to combat and expose such as those, no doubt, that Laughter was made.
The thing about great design is, you have to urn it.
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The thing about great design is, you have to urn it.
Leaving aside my misspent youth, when I hiked the Inca Trail last year we drank coca tea every morning and I chewed coca leaf anytime we went over 10K ft elevation (so basically all the time), and honestly the stuff is great and extremely effective.
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Leaving aside my misspent youth, when I hiked the Inca Trail last year we drank coca tea every morning and I chewed coca leaf anytime we went over 10K ft elevation (so basically all the time), and honestly the stuff is great and extremely effective.
They say to me, Bacharach, what's your passion? And I say, without hesitation: coffering. Coffers are my passion.
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They say to me, Bacharach, what's your passion? And I say, without hesitation: coffering. Coffers are my passion.
facades,,,, r my passion
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
facades,,,, r my passion
Genuinely LOL'd
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Genuinely LOL'd
They're calling it the most normal house, with the most normal rooms, of all time.
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They're calling it the most normal house, with the most normal rooms, of all time.
ceilings, and lights...are my Passion
September 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ceilings, and lights...are my Passion
The Allen Quartermain of Franklin County NC
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Allen Quartermain of Franklin County NC
So many Choices
September 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So many Choices
I wrote a sonnet about pregnant liberal women taking Tylenol just to protest President Trump.
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I wrote a sonnet about pregnant liberal women taking Tylenol just to protest President Trump.
I wrote a sonnet about products, machines, and various other "things":
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I wrote a sonnet about products, machines, and various other "things":
wElcome,,,, to my Home Office
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
wElcome,,,, to my Home Office
People come up to me, and they ask me, Bacharach, what turns you on, what gets you going, and I say, rooflines, rooflines are my passion.
September 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
People come up to me, and they ask me, Bacharach, what turns you on, what gets you going, and I say, rooflines, rooflines are my passion.
