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irascible old creep
"Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek
"Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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Betty White and Lorne Greene hosting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, 1965
November 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Betty White and Lorne Greene hosting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, 1965
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
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the average crowd at an indie pop show
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the average crowd at an indie pop show
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A Christmas Story (1983)
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A Christmas Story (1983)
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going back to work tomorrow after a week and a half off. i am considering walking into the sea as an alternative
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
going back to work tomorrow after a week and a half off. i am considering walking into the sea as an alternative
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🥔👁️ The D&D Icons of the Realms: Potato Head Beholder Boxed Miniature is available starting December 10th!👁️🥔
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🥔👁️ The D&D Icons of the Realms: Potato Head Beholder Boxed Miniature is available starting December 10th!👁️🥔
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
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The future if Olivia Nuzi fucked Al Gore instead
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The future if Olivia Nuzi fucked Al Gore instead
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THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
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![Typewriter Monke
@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
"why not use [language model] for this" well you see I take some amount of pride in having stuff to say that can't be predicted by a statistical estimate
April 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreigv7ac46tavcl7j4jq32gz4xdozgmgstdtporpuc266ssbvzpllru@jpeg)
Only on GameBoy Advance, not Steam
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Only on GameBoy Advance, not Steam
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
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This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10 (TT: gavi_570)
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10 (TT: gavi_570)
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
Gaming on a Receipt Printer
YouTube video by Bringus Studios
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November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Hello, I am 41 years old and just realized it’s the “by the dawn’s early light” not “by the donzerly light.” I no longer need to wonder about what this non-existent archaic adjective “donzerly” refers to before promptly forgetting
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hello, I am 41 years old and just realized it’s the “by the dawn’s early light” not “by the donzerly light.” I no longer need to wonder about what this non-existent archaic adjective “donzerly” refers to before promptly forgetting
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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dig dug, print ad, imagery, arcade (1982) archive.org/details/Elec...
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
dig dug, print ad, imagery, arcade (1982) archive.org/details/Elec...