Marci
@doveshackbaby.bsky.social
Player of card, watcher of scary
My long-standing theory is that God hates the Minnesota Vikings and their successes are all in spite of Him
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My long-standing theory is that God hates the Minnesota Vikings and their successes are all in spite of Him
I have achieved the American Dream: I am bad at my job, but also indispensable
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have achieved the American Dream: I am bad at my job, but also indispensable
A couple different returns
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
A couple different returns
The revolution has been cut off for the made-for-TV movie Heidi
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The revolution has been cut off for the made-for-TV movie Heidi
I would do The Stuff. I could buy so much delicious Stuff for $10 million
saw this on twitter & i had to know yall answers too 😂
August 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I would do The Stuff. I could buy so much delicious Stuff for $10 million
It's dangerous for me to say this now that I live in the Midwest. If you don't hear from me after this it's because they got me, but it needs to be said.
Potatoes and cheese don't mix
Potatoes and cheese don't mix
We all eat potatoes in one form or another but what’s one way you DO NOT like them prepared
I’ll start. I can’t stand scalloped potatoes or au gratin
I’ll start. I can’t stand scalloped potatoes or au gratin
July 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's dangerous for me to say this now that I live in the Midwest. If you don't hear from me after this it's because they got me, but it needs to be said.
Potatoes and cheese don't mix
Potatoes and cheese don't mix
Pet Sematary is a cautionary tale about suburban stroads
June 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Pet Sematary is a cautionary tale about suburban stroads
With the millions I won I could simply buy a new baby
June 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
With the millions I won I could simply buy a new baby
I refuse to pay retail price for a football jersey when I know for a fact one is equivalent, in barter value, to a single Coca-Cola
June 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I refuse to pay retail price for a football jersey when I know for a fact one is equivalent, in barter value, to a single Coca-Cola
God damn I hate Huntington Beach. All cops are fascists but these ones are so fascist they were willing to drive an hour on the 405 for this
LAPD assisted by the Huntington Beach Police just came in full force firing munitions and with Horse support. Someone was trampled. Another has a serious head injury.
June 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
God damn I hate Huntington Beach. All cops are fascists but these ones are so fascist they were willing to drive an hour on the 405 for this
The duty of a hair cutter is to make hair shorter. The idea of hair extensions is, frankly, malpractice
May 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The duty of a hair cutter is to make hair shorter. The idea of hair extensions is, frankly, malpractice
So in addition to the species *visible* in the games themselves, Mass Effect has two additional species who were only referenced in the Galactic News Bulletins in 3. The Raloi, a bird-like species under planetary quarantine, who during the Reaper invasion start pulling down their satellites to try
What would you talk about for 19 hours?
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So in addition to the species *visible* in the games themselves, Mass Effect has two additional species who were only referenced in the Galactic News Bulletins in 3. The Raloi, a bird-like species under planetary quarantine, who during the Reaper invasion start pulling down their satellites to try
Myyyyy name's Ozymandias, king of kings
In the desert is where I built most of my things
Chillin out, rulin, sittin in my chair
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
But a couple of legs sticking out of the sand
Were all that I could see of Ozymandiland
In the desert is where I built most of my things
Chillin out, rulin, sittin in my chair
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
But a couple of legs sticking out of the sand
Were all that I could see of Ozymandiland
March 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Myyyyy name's Ozymandias, king of kings
In the desert is where I built most of my things
Chillin out, rulin, sittin in my chair
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
But a couple of legs sticking out of the sand
Were all that I could see of Ozymandiland
In the desert is where I built most of my things
Chillin out, rulin, sittin in my chair
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
But a couple of legs sticking out of the sand
Were all that I could see of Ozymandiland
I don't respect "athletes" who do something I do basically every day. Marathon runners (walking fast), NASCAR drivers (driving), running backs (carrying things), etc. By contrast I rarely tackle people or throw things
March 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don't respect "athletes" who do something I do basically every day. Marathon runners (walking fast), NASCAR drivers (driving), running backs (carrying things), etc. By contrast I rarely tackle people or throw things
Four or more colors in a Magic deck is a bourgeois indulgence and suggests a lack of discipline. Even three is questionable for a chaste Christian player
March 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Four or more colors in a Magic deck is a bourgeois indulgence and suggests a lack of discipline. Even three is questionable for a chaste Christian player
Toss-up between:
-Reading faster than the rest of the class during popcorn reading (all throughout 2nd-5th grade)
-Receiving a spam phone call (sophomore)
-Reading faster than the rest of the class during popcorn reading (all throughout 2nd-5th grade)
-Receiving a spam phone call (sophomore)
February 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Toss-up between:
-Reading faster than the rest of the class during popcorn reading (all throughout 2nd-5th grade)
-Receiving a spam phone call (sophomore)
-Reading faster than the rest of the class during popcorn reading (all throughout 2nd-5th grade)
-Receiving a spam phone call (sophomore)
Shaving cream will get ANY smell out of skin or most fabric
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Shaving cream will get ANY smell out of skin or most fabric
If I have a criticism of Terminator 1, it's this: Terminator starts out in a car, then is on a motorcycle, and then has a big truck. They should have put him on the motorcycle first, so there's a cleaner escalation of vehicle size.
February 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If I have a criticism of Terminator 1, it's this: Terminator starts out in a car, then is on a motorcycle, and then has a big truck. They should have put him on the motorcycle first, so there's a cleaner escalation of vehicle size.
I love the Salesforce ads that hinge on the notion that every single service worker is a jibbering nincompoop, and which immediately falls apart as a pitch if that is ever not true
January 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love the Salesforce ads that hinge on the notion that every single service worker is a jibbering nincompoop, and which immediately falls apart as a pitch if that is ever not true
Brief reviews of every movie I see in theaters in 2025 thread
January 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Brief reviews of every movie I see in theaters in 2025 thread
Non-garbage Crystal Chronicles port
Share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal
January 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Non-garbage Crystal Chronicles port
LA peeps hmu I can send your insurance company a receipt for that Rembrandt I sold you
January 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
LA peeps hmu I can send your insurance company a receipt for that Rembrandt I sold you
Do you think anyone ever became a summoner's guardian just for the chance to do some fun escape rooms
January 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Do you think anyone ever became a summoner's guardian just for the chance to do some fun escape rooms