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@dorks.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Coming soon to Blu-ray from @uglygirlswag.bsky.social
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
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a shirt at savers that says "growth mindset" and it's a 6xl. pretty good
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
a shirt at savers that says "growth mindset" and it's a 6xl. pretty good
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!
Hi Zootopia fans! Anyone know why this official figure of the beloved new character Pawbert, is eating a big bowl of food with crumbs all over him? Having just gotten out of a screening, I can assure you Pawbert never eats food in ecstasy, let alone is seen once with any snacks? What’s the deal?
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Hi Zootopia fans! Anyone know why this official figure of the beloved new character Pawbert, is eating a big bowl of food with crumbs all over him? Having just gotten out of a screening, I can assure you Pawbert never eats food in ecstasy, let alone is seen once with any snacks? What’s the deal?
Kristin Chenoweth Eating Burger Tote Bag has the power to save lives
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kristin Chenoweth Eating Burger Tote Bag has the power to save lives
#SoldOutShowMode and #RushTicketMode in the #BigApple this weekend. YES, F. Murray Abraham was there, STOP ASKING!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
#SoldOutShowMode and #RushTicketMode in the #BigApple this weekend. YES, F. Murray Abraham was there, STOP ASKING!!!!
I’ll be real with you, I went #FatFuckMode this weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’ll be real with you, I went #FatFuckMode this weekend.
Me and my new best friends!
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me and my new best friends!
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No body at the Geese concert knows Dorks is here
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
No body at the Geese concert knows Dorks is here
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thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
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I dare you to name a better setlist
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I dare you to name a better setlist
One of my most listened to songs this year, and I still haven’t bothered to listen to a single other MJ Lenderman track, lol
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
Dancing in the Club (MJ Lenderman Version)
YouTube video by This Is Lorelei - Topic
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November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of my most listened to songs this year, and I still haven’t bothered to listen to a single other MJ Lenderman track, lol
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
Met a new friend last night
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Met a new friend last night
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Democrat consultant: well. Just because a guy said some stuff that people liked and won an election doesn’t mean we should go around saying things that people like. It’s cheating.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Democrat consultant: well. Just because a guy said some stuff that people liked and won an election doesn’t mean we should go around saying things that people like. It’s cheating.
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Yup, I’m watching Universal Basic Guys. I’m a real UBI-HEAD, and everyone else is jealous!
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yup, I’m watching Universal Basic Guys. I’m a real UBI-HEAD, and everyone else is jealous!
what do y'all think fellas?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
what do y'all think fellas?
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“Portrait Witch Echinacea (You Didn’t Hurt Me)”
Mixed Media
2025
Mixed Media
2025
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Portrait Witch Echinacea (You Didn’t Hurt Me)”
Mixed Media
2025
Mixed Media
2025
If I were a rich man, with a million or two.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If I were a rich man, with a million or two.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
Did a little write-up for the new Scooter McCrae film for work! If you want to see how a SOV master makes the jump to 16mm, this is a must watch. Nasty film that I love, now on sale for 50% off! vinegarsyndrome.com/pages/31-day...
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Did a little write-up for the new Scooter McCrae film for work! If you want to see how a SOV master makes the jump to 16mm, this is a must watch. Nasty film that I love, now on sale for 50% off! vinegarsyndrome.com/pages/31-day...
Just turned 29.
a man in a blue suit stands in front of a star wars carpet
ALT: a man in a blue suit stands in front of a star wars carpet
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just turned 29.
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This is the hardest shit ive ever fucking seen.
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest shit ive ever fucking seen.