Dorks Walmart
@dorks.bsky.social
“World-renowned” and “everyone’s favorite” online poster; the one with the broken antler and bad film opinions. pfp: uglygirlswag
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Dorks Walmart
@dorks.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Coming soon to Blu-ray from @uglygirlswag.bsky.social
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
DORKS WALMART (2024)
Loaded with special features surely to confuse anyone who dares to play this strange disc...
Surreal to see this at my local theater, laughed probably just has hard this second time around. Please, please, please see this and help me find a way to steal this poster from my local theater.
February 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Surreal to see this at my local theater, laughed probably just has hard this second time around. Please, please, please see this and help me find a way to steal this poster from my local theater.
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Waiting for this to happen to me!!!! #SyndromesAndACenturyChallenge
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Waiting for this to happen to me!!!! #SyndromesAndACenturyChallenge
Causing a scene by demanding a refund at the dispensary because the weed you bought makes you go shy and nonverbal.
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Causing a scene by demanding a refund at the dispensary because the weed you bought makes you go shy and nonverbal.
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I’m thinking about the several hundred page arc in Antkind where B keeps falling into manholes yet again
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I’m thinking about the several hundred page arc in Antkind where B keeps falling into manholes yet again
An accidental amphibian, I'm growing giddy as a Gideon!
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
An accidental amphibian, I'm growing giddy as a Gideon!
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He said the net reward would justify,
the colossal mess they'd made of their liiiiivesss!
the colossal mess they'd made of their liiiiivesss!
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
He said the net reward would justify,
the colossal mess they'd made of their liiiiivesss!
the colossal mess they'd made of their liiiiivesss!
ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Im so excited to FINALLY get to talk about our newest project… Pete and I are putting together our Scratch and Sniff cosplay tour! AND we are still looking for applicants! If you know any blonde women/brown haired men to play the Owners, DM me or join the Scratch + Sniff discord!!
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Im so excited to FINALLY get to talk about our newest project… Pete and I are putting together our Scratch and Sniff cosplay tour! AND we are still looking for applicants! If you know any blonde women/brown haired men to play the Owners, DM me or join the Scratch + Sniff discord!!
How it feels to download a movie and realize after you hit play, you grabbed a copy with hardcoded subtitles in another language, so you have to go back to your computer to grab the correct file.
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
How it feels to download a movie and realize after you hit play, you grabbed a copy with hardcoded subtitles in another language, so you have to go back to your computer to grab the correct file.
I’ll be doing this today
youtu.be/W5wtaMQYJGY?...
youtu.be/W5wtaMQYJGY?...
Satantango - Baile en el bar - Tarr
YouTube video by Edu Tanti
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’ll be doing this today
youtu.be/W5wtaMQYJGY?...
youtu.be/W5wtaMQYJGY?...
😵💫🕺🫠🕺😵💫🕺🫠
youtu.be/pPD8Ja64mRU?...
youtu.be/pPD8Ja64mRU?...
The Knife - Heartbeats (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Knife
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
😵💫🕺🫠🕺😵💫🕺🫠
youtu.be/pPD8Ja64mRU?...
youtu.be/pPD8Ja64mRU?...
I’ve seen Dan Deacon live before, but being in such a tight and intimate venue made that show feel so transcendent. Got a lump in my chest during Change Your Life and felt like I was exploding with joy leaning up against the speaker, feeling my bones shake during Wham City and Learning to Relax…..
February 8, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I’ve seen Dan Deacon live before, but being in such a tight and intimate venue made that show feel so transcendent. Got a lump in my chest during Change Your Life and felt like I was exploding with joy leaning up against the speaker, feeling my bones shake during Wham City and Learning to Relax…..
What will Dan Deacon do with his iconic box?
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
What will Dan Deacon do with his iconic box?
My favorite little detail of the @dedecattz.bsky.social bundle I got…
February 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My favorite little detail of the @dedecattz.bsky.social bundle I got…
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Thinking music....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8y3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8y3...
Cruelty Squad OST 13 ~ Controlled Depopulation
YouTube video by okuudere
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Thinking music....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8y3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8y3...
Getting myself prepared for Ben Folds’ next divorce!
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Getting myself prepared for Ben Folds’ next divorce!
St. Elmo is better than every single track on Getting Killed #FridayMorningTakes
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
St. Elmo is better than every single track on Getting Killed #FridayMorningTakes
Listening to The Beach Boys’ Surf’s Up and Pete comes in and genuinely asks me “Are you listening to Vocaloids?”.
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Listening to The Beach Boys’ Surf’s Up and Pete comes in and genuinely asks me “Are you listening to Vocaloids?”.
Sad News Today! It has been announced I will be sent into the garbage compactor from the end of The Brave Little Toaster. Sorry everyone, it’s been nice. :(
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Sad News Today! It has been announced I will be sent into the garbage compactor from the end of The Brave Little Toaster. Sorry everyone, it’s been nice. :(