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BREAKING NEWS:
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
In an unprecedented move, a spin-off trilogy based on Spazz, from the long retired Dinotopia series, has just been greenlit and is expected to hit theaters in 2027.
Jamie Kennedy has signed on to reprise his iconic role and as an executive producer.
(Source: Variety)
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy Nicksgiving Everyone!
Hi Zootopia fans! Anyone know why this official figure of the beloved new character Pawbert, is eating a big bowl of food with crumbs all over him? Having just gotten out of a screening, I can assure you Pawbert never eats food in ecstasy, let alone is seen once with any snacks? What’s the deal?
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Hi Zootopia fans! Anyone know why this official figure of the beloved new character Pawbert, is eating a big bowl of food with crumbs all over him? Having just gotten out of a screening, I can assure you Pawbert never eats food in ecstasy, let alone is seen once with any snacks? What’s the deal?
Kristin Chenoweth Eating Burger Tote Bag has the power to save lives
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kristin Chenoweth Eating Burger Tote Bag has the power to save lives
I am officially trending worldwide!
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I am officially trending worldwide!
#SoldOutShowMode and #RushTicketMode in the #BigApple this weekend. YES, F. Murray Abraham was there, STOP ASKING!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
#SoldOutShowMode and #RushTicketMode in the #BigApple this weekend. YES, F. Murray Abraham was there, STOP ASKING!!!!
I’ll be real with you, I went #FatFuckMode this weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’ll be real with you, I went #FatFuckMode this weekend.
Me and my new best friends!
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me and my new best friends!
No body at the Geese concert knows Dorks is here
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
No body at the Geese concert knows Dorks is here
I dare you to name a better setlist
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I dare you to name a better setlist
Met a new friend last night
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Met a new friend last night
Yup, I’m watching Universal Basic Guys. I’m a real UBI-HEAD, and everyone else is jealous!
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yup, I’m watching Universal Basic Guys. I’m a real UBI-HEAD, and everyone else is jealous!
what do y'all think fellas?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
what do y'all think fellas?
If I were a rich man, with a million or two.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If I were a rich man, with a million or two.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
I'd live in a penthouse, in a room with a view.
Did a little write-up for the new Scooter McCrae film for work! If you want to see how a SOV master makes the jump to 16mm, this is a must watch. Nasty film that I love, now on sale for 50% off! vinegarsyndrome.com/pages/31-day...
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Did a little write-up for the new Scooter McCrae film for work! If you want to see how a SOV master makes the jump to 16mm, this is a must watch. Nasty film that I love, now on sale for 50% off! vinegarsyndrome.com/pages/31-day...
How I’m treating the last year of my 20s
October 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How I’m treating the last year of my 20s
Me and my boyfriend saw this deer during the concert and immediately had to ask them for a picture after the show. What a perfect suit!!!! I forgot to ask for their name :(
September 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me and my boyfriend saw this deer during the concert and immediately had to ask them for a picture after the show. What a perfect suit!!!! I forgot to ask for their name :(
The definition of a perfect show! Tears running down my face for most of the encore. Those darned Car Seat boys have done it again!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The definition of a perfect show! Tears running down my face for most of the encore. Those darned Car Seat boys have done it again!!!!
I’m here if you care
September 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m here if you care
No one in the Car Seat Headrest line knows Dorks is here
September 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
No one in the Car Seat Headrest line knows Dorks is here
took me 3 times to get this right because im eating pizza
September 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
took me 3 times to get this right because im eating pizza
Been crying laughing looking at Twitter where I keep getting fed posts from Wicked fans who are yelling “WHY WOULD THEY POST SUCH MAJOR SPOILERS???” and it’s literally just the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz looking depressed.
September 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Been crying laughing looking at Twitter where I keep getting fed posts from Wicked fans who are yelling “WHY WOULD THEY POST SUCH MAJOR SPOILERS???” and it’s literally just the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz looking depressed.