@dorcrates.bsky.social
I like dad jokes, geology, UK sports #BBN and loathe Trump.
Ask me about fostering/adopting or rocks.
Ask me about fostering/adopting or rocks.
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December 30, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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All awakenings are rude
December 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
All awakenings are rude
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If you’re happy and you know it, this too shall pass.
December 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
If you’re happy and you know it, this too shall pass.
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[apocalypse diary]
Day 7: sickness is spreading rapidly. resources running short
Day 35: the streets are filled with death. there’s no joy left in the world
Day 69: LOL 69
Day 7: sickness is spreading rapidly. resources running short
Day 35: the streets are filled with death. there’s no joy left in the world
Day 69: LOL 69
December 12, 2024 at 2:53 AM
[apocalypse diary]
Day 7: sickness is spreading rapidly. resources running short
Day 35: the streets are filled with death. there’s no joy left in the world
Day 69: LOL 69
Day 7: sickness is spreading rapidly. resources running short
Day 35: the streets are filled with death. there’s no joy left in the world
Day 69: LOL 69
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
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I had a mood ring but it jumped off my finger and into oncoming traffic.
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I had a mood ring but it jumped off my finger and into oncoming traffic.
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If Mary had baby Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God....... did Mary have a little lamb?
December 3, 2024 at 7:09 PM
If Mary had baby Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God....... did Mary have a little lamb?
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confronts reality,
pokes it in the eye
pokes it in the eye
August 15, 2023 at 4:20 PM
confronts reality,
pokes it in the eye
pokes it in the eye
I get to go home for 3 weeks for Christmas break and I’m so relieved. I’ve only been home about 4 weeks this entire year. I like my job and i like traveling, but this years been a bit much 😩
December 3, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I get to go home for 3 weeks for Christmas break and I’m so relieved. I’ve only been home about 4 weeks this entire year. I like my job and i like traveling, but this years been a bit much 😩
Goodbye Kentucky ❄️ and hello again Florida ☀️. Home for the holiday was nice. Back to the grind.
December 2, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Goodbye Kentucky ❄️ and hello again Florida ☀️. Home for the holiday was nice. Back to the grind.
Drop the Lock Screen
November 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Drop the Lock Screen
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I wish people who said "It's the least you can do" to me had a little faith. I can do so much less.
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I wish people who said "It's the least you can do" to me had a little faith. I can do so much less.
The sky was being weird this morning
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The sky was being weird this morning
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Him: So happy to finally match with another person who likes "plain vanilla sex"
Her: Hold up, did you not bring ice cream?
Her: Hold up, did you not bring ice cream?
November 24, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Him: So happy to finally match with another person who likes "plain vanilla sex"
Her: Hold up, did you not bring ice cream?
Her: Hold up, did you not bring ice cream?
Iron manganese dendrites on limestone
November 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Iron manganese dendrites on limestone
Large Muscovite crystals attached to granite boulder.
November 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Large Muscovite crystals attached to granite boulder.
Fossilized echinoids (sea urchins) in limestone
November 16, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Fossilized echinoids (sea urchins) in limestone
They’re going to make a senior citizen fight a youth at midnight. That’s enough to call it rigged for me, as a fellow older guy.
November 16, 2024 at 2:50 AM
They’re going to make a senior citizen fight a youth at midnight. That’s enough to call it rigged for me, as a fellow older guy.
The later it gets, the more I’m convinced Tyson will lose. At his age, he’ll be fighting way past his bedtime.
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
The later it gets, the more I’m convinced Tyson will lose. At his age, he’ll be fighting way past his bedtime.
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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
November 15, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
Where all them cat ladies at?
November 14, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Where all them cat ladies at?