Chris
@dopeyrunr.bsky.social
🏃♂️ Runner ✍ Writer 📚 Reader 🏰 Fan of Disney World ⚾ Mets 🥄 Peanut butter I ate expired salad dressing in 2016 and survived. 🏳️⚧️🏳🌈Ally He/Him/His
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
brb probably getting a 72 hour ban for describing how I fell into a burning ring of fire
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
brb probably getting a 72 hour ban for describing how I fell into a burning ring of fire
If you see this post an egg
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If you see this post an egg
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
In before RFK Jr presents his even less-credible findings.
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In before RFK Jr presents his even less-credible findings.
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Are you tryna tell me you've never heard of corn sweats?
July 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Are you tryna tell me you've never heard of corn sweats?
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Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
July 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
@gizmodo.com Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, just stop it with the "almost free."
July 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
@gizmodo.com Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, just stop it with the "almost free."
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Love to use the furnace on the unofficial start of summer.
May 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Love to use the furnace on the unofficial start of summer.
100 Beegle Beagles or 1 Grape Ape
April 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
100 Beegle Beagles or 1 Grape Ape
with so much going on in the news it's impossible to pay attention to it all so they thought they could sneak this one past us in a friday night news dump nice try goopers we see you
April 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
with so much going on in the news it's impossible to pay attention to it all so they thought they could sneak this one past us in a friday night news dump nice try goopers we see you
It's international tourism, Michael, what could it cost? $2.3 trillion?
Trump on the steep drop in international tourism to the US: "It's not a big deal"
April 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It's international tourism, Michael, what could it cost? $2.3 trillion?
It’s an activity, Michael, what could it cost? $3,000?
April 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s an activity, Michael, what could it cost? $3,000?
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🎶 Small sample size
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April 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
🎶 Small sample size
Small sample sample size
Small sample size
Small sample size
Small, small sample size small sample size
Small sample size sample size!
It’s a small sample size
Small sample size
It’s a small sample size 🎶
Small sample sample size
Small sample size
Small sample size
Small, small sample size small sample size
Small sample size sample size!
It’s a small sample size
Small sample size
It’s a small sample size 🎶
There's a horse.
Loose.
In the hospital.
Loose.
In the hospital.
April 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There's a horse.
Loose.
In the hospital.
Loose.
In the hospital.