Ted Berg
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A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
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"it’s unclear when or whether Liam will be able to return for his stuffed turtle, his hat, and his W worksheet" sahanjournal.com/education/ic...
Columbia Heights school leaders speak out after ICE detains kids
ICE agents have detained students on their way to and from school and also tried to get onto school property, the Columbia Heights superintendent said in an emotional news conference Wednesday.
sahanjournal.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 PM
"it’s unclear when or whether Liam will be able to return for his stuffed turtle, his hat, and his W worksheet" sahanjournal.com/education/ic...
POLL: Would you like your favorite baseball team to sign Framber Valdez, even though he seems like an asshole?
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
POLL: Would you like your favorite baseball team to sign Framber Valdez, even though he seems like an asshole?
The expected & than return of Carlos Beltran to baseball immortality
January 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The expected & than return of Carlos Beltran to baseball immortality
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This is the only truly good tweet
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is the only truly good tweet
This is the only truly good tweet
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is the only truly good tweet
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
Reddit is a great website for when you need useful information about a subject from people who are way too passionate about it www.reddit.com/r/boardgames...
From the boardgames community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the boardgames community
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January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Reddit is a great website for when you need useful information about a subject from people who are way too passionate about it www.reddit.com/r/boardgames...
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Use code WWIII and receive a $500 bonus when you bet on the fate of Greenland with DraftKings
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Use code WWIII and receive a $500 bonus when you bet on the fate of Greenland with DraftKings
Marty Supreme is just regular Marty but with sour cream and tomatoes on top
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Marty Supreme is just regular Marty but with sour cream and tomatoes on top
Dystopia takes a backseat to the NFL playoffs
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Dystopia takes a backseat to the NFL playoffs
Every player who spurns the Mets in free agency is a big Trump guy. Bo Bichette signed here for Mamdani. Steve Cohen himself is a well-known communist.
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Every player who spurns the Mets in free agency is a big Trump guy. Bo Bichette signed here for Mamdani. Steve Cohen himself is a well-known communist.
Christ, what a dipshit www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Mamdani wants to pull New York away from American success | Opinion
Zohran Mamdani fundamentally stands against the central principles that this country was founded upon.
www.usatoday.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Christ, what a dipshit www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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My daughter's school in Richfield, MN (adjacent to Minneapolis) is closing tomorrow due of out-of-control federal agents. Fourth graders spent the week building walls of snow at recess to protect their classmates from ICE. This isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about terror.
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
My daughter's school in Richfield, MN (adjacent to Minneapolis) is closing tomorrow due of out-of-control federal agents. Fourth graders spent the week building walls of snow at recess to protect their classmates from ICE. This isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about terror.
Dillon Lewis, Brendan Jones and Dillon Jason sounds like the cast of a movie that has Better Than Ezra on the soundtrack.
Yankees acquire left-handed starter Ryan Weathers from the Miami Marlins. The Marlins receive: OF Dillon Lewis, OF Brendan Jones, IF Dillon Jason and IF Juan Matheus. Jack Curry and Craig Mish on it.
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Dillon Lewis, Brendan Jones and Dillon Jason sounds like the cast of a movie that has Better Than Ezra on the soundtrack.
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i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
I don’t know who’s in position to use this info but on the Universal movie channel right now Robert Redford is working out TOO MANY SECRETS in Sneakers
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I don’t know who’s in position to use this info but on the Universal movie channel right now Robert Redford is working out TOO MANY SECRETS in Sneakers
Facebook Marketplace is sketchy as hell. Sorry but I refuse to believe you joined Facebook last week just to sell a used credenza for $9 less than the retail price at Walmart dot com.
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Facebook Marketplace is sketchy as hell. Sorry but I refuse to believe you joined Facebook last week just to sell a used credenza for $9 less than the retail price at Walmart dot com.
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Can we please make it our baseline standard to elect politicians who want to improve our lives
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Can we please make it our baseline standard to elect politicians who want to improve our lives
BONK, imo. Related, the single funniest football play I've ever seen: Rudy type on my HS team is rewarded with the center spot on the front line of the kick return. He is psyched. Opening kick bonks him in the facemask, goes back to the kicker on the fly, kicker runs it in for a TD. We lose by 40.
If DOINK is the sound a football makes when it bounces off the upright, what is the sound when a punted football bounces off a facemask?
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
BONK, imo. Related, the single funniest football play I've ever seen: Rudy type on my HS team is rewarded with the center spot on the front line of the kick return. He is psyched. Opening kick bonks him in the facemask, goes back to the kicker on the fly, kicker runs it in for a TD. We lose by 40.
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We will now identify several ICE and CBP agents who have been terrorizing Minneapolis, Chicago, New York, and California. Including Greg Bovino's personal bodyguard who is a former Navy SEAL.
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
We will now identify several ICE and CBP agents who have been terrorizing Minneapolis, Chicago, New York, and California. Including Greg Bovino's personal bodyguard who is a former Navy SEAL.
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Congestion pricing, which is working, turned one this week. Cry about it, haters. buff.ly/PvgIUQM...
How Congestion Pricing Proved the Haters Wrong and Is Changing New York for the Better - Streetsblog New York City
Happy birthday to the toll cameras! Congestion pricing is working as promised — defying haters and doubters, including President Trump. Here's why.
nyc.streetsblog.org
January 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Congestion pricing, which is working, turned one this week. Cry about it, haters. buff.ly/PvgIUQM...
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Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
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MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution
Brb, deleting Burrito Bison: Launcha Libre, Adult Sexy Scavenger Hunt, and Endless Nightmare 1 from my phone.
Here is a (likely incomplete) list of apps that are enabling ICE to track your smartphone's location.
Download, mirror, and reshare.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Download, mirror, and reshare.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Gravy-Venntel_apps
docs.google.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Brb, deleting Burrito Bison: Launcha Libre, Adult Sexy Scavenger Hunt, and Endless Nightmare 1 from my phone.
You're a local parent concerned for your neighbors, I'm a masked and heavily armed transplant who came to your town to snatch strangers off the street and indiscriminately fire tear gas canisters at peaceful demonstrators. Morally speaking, who can say which of us is in the right? It's nuanced.
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
You're a local parent concerned for your neighbors, I'm a masked and heavily armed transplant who came to your town to snatch strangers off the street and indiscriminately fire tear gas canisters at peaceful demonstrators. Morally speaking, who can say which of us is in the right? It's nuanced.