Ted Berg
@ogtedberg.bsky.social
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
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"Pope you need to do better"
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"Pope you need to do better"
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This is what living in the year 2026 should look like this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
This is what living in the year 2026 should look like this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
Every conversation in a text thread with my friends turns into a long flurry of puns linking the topic to the names of random baseball players. Sometimes someone will try to share real life news, then someone else is just like, “Joe Divorceulak” and we’re off to the races.
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Every conversation in a text thread with my friends turns into a long flurry of puns linking the topic to the names of random baseball players. Sometimes someone will try to share real life news, then someone else is just like, “Joe Divorceulak” and we’re off to the races.
Not pictured: The host, enjoying the site of a crowded bar full of baseball fans engaged in his trivia, booking side gigs at other bars, getting business cards printed up for his new foray into bespoke bar trivia, with nothing on the horizon that might slow this momentum.
Google memories hit me with a reminder of the only bar trivia I actually miss @ogtedberg.bsky.social @ubermanofsteel.bsky.social @steventydings.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Not pictured: The host, enjoying the site of a crowded bar full of baseball fans engaged in his trivia, booking side gigs at other bars, getting business cards printed up for his new foray into bespoke bar trivia, with nothing on the horizon that might slow this momentum.
Pete Hegseth was up until 4 am personally disposing Venezuelan drugs and disposed of a little more this morning as a pick-me-up before his superset of pushups and war crimes.
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Pete Hegseth was up until 4 am personally disposing Venezuelan drugs and disposed of a little more this morning as a pick-me-up before his superset of pushups and war crimes.
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Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela
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If you don’t like the new mayor then get your own fuckin mayor alright?
June 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you don’t like the new mayor then get your own fuckin mayor alright?
Heartbreaking: American 13-year-olds no longer have the gumption or the wherewithal to stand outside the convenience store trying to find a sketchy-ass stranger to buy them porn or cigarettes.
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Heartbreaking: American 13-year-olds no longer have the gumption or the wherewithal to stand outside the convenience store trying to find a sketchy-ass stranger to buy them porn or cigarettes.
Yesterday I had an egg sandwich with bacon, mozzarella cheese, jalapeños and tzatziki. It was excellent and I recommend it unequivocally. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Yesterday I had an egg sandwich with bacon, mozzarella cheese, jalapeños and tzatziki. It was excellent and I recommend it unequivocally. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
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A guy who knows all about burying the lead…
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A guy who knows all about burying the lead…
It’s not until the fifth paragraph that you learn the player in question is Genesis Cabrera.
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s not until the fifth paragraph that you learn the player in question is Genesis Cabrera.
Something we’re all going to have to grapple with is that John Catsimatidis is actually kinda great in Marty Supreme.
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Something we’re all going to have to grapple with is that John Catsimatidis is actually kinda great in Marty Supreme.
PSA: If you live in NYC, you have not one but THREE upcoming opportunities to see Point Break on a big screen. It's at Metrograph on Tuesday and Thursday and then at the Paris Theater on Jan. 16. Tickets are $17-$18, but if you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price.
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
PSA: If you live in NYC, you have not one but THREE upcoming opportunities to see Point Break on a big screen. It's at Metrograph on Tuesday and Thursday and then at the Paris Theater on Jan. 16. Tickets are $17-$18, but if you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price.
The problem with setting up your life around bike routes is that then sometimes it snows and you can't get a haircut.
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The problem with setting up your life around bike routes is that then sometimes it snows and you can't get a haircut.
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New insult just dropped
A quick clip of the first-ever sighting of a bony-eared assfish (#Acanthonus armatus) in Okinawa!
#bonyearedassfish #assfish #acanthonusarmatus #deepseacreatures #deepseafish #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #blackwaterphotography #gug #chrisgug #gugunderwater
#bonyearedassfish #assfish #acanthonusarmatus #deepseacreatures #deepseafish #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #blackwaterphotography #gug #chrisgug #gugunderwater
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
New insult just dropped
Something I'm thinking about after watching the CECOT story. Please don't read this as virtue-signaling; I am by and large a total shithead. Earlier this year, during a slow time for freelance work, I volunteered for a few months teaching ENL classes at a migrant shelter in Times Square. (1/)
December 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Something I'm thinking about after watching the CECOT story. Please don't read this as virtue-signaling; I am by and large a total shithead. Earlier this year, during a slow time for freelance work, I volunteered for a few months teaching ENL classes at a migrant shelter in Times Square. (1/)
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
New Yorkers of Bluesky: What do you consider to be the southern border of Midtown?
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
New Yorkers of Bluesky: What do you consider to be the southern border of Midtown?
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Once they’ve fully optimized the likes of Christopher Morel, Shane Baz and Hunter Bigge, they’ll trade them for even more guys. Eventually the Rays’ entire organization will be attributable to the Chris Archer trade.
June 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Once they’ve fully optimized the likes of Christopher Morel, Shane Baz and Hunter Bigge, they’ll trade them for even more guys. Eventually the Rays’ entire organization will be attributable to the Chris Archer trade.
A guy just got on the subway smoking a blunt, apologized profusely to everyone on the train and explained that he was only going one stop, took a huge rip, apologized again, and got off at the next stop.
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A guy just got on the subway smoking a blunt, apologized profusely to everyone on the train and explained that he was only going one stop, took a huge rip, apologized again, and got off at the next stop.
What was your favorite holiday tradition growing up? Mine was driving around my suburban town late at night, rearranging people’s reindeer lawn ornaments so it looked like they were having sex.
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What was your favorite holiday tradition growing up? Mine was driving around my suburban town late at night, rearranging people’s reindeer lawn ornaments so it looked like they were having sex.
What’s a holiday party raffle that you think maybe got you fired? I was a temp at Macys dot com in 2003 and I won the top prize at the holiday party, a fancy ornament collection that I wanted nothing to do with at 23 (or 44). Everyone was like “wtf, the temp won!?” then I got canned two days later.
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
What’s a holiday party raffle that you think maybe got you fired? I was a temp at Macys dot com in 2003 and I won the top prize at the holiday party, a fancy ornament collection that I wanted nothing to do with at 23 (or 44). Everyone was like “wtf, the temp won!?” then I got canned two days later.
The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with Australia-tier derring-do.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with Australia-tier derring-do.