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25 || he/him but its like w/e lol -_- || PHL || NSFW🔞|| chimp in a pup hood
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allegiance always to the pornographers and the freaks. consider making a call to mastercard, visa etc in the run-up to big spending season, more info about how to do this at the link
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Just kinda saying “Buy the crust. See the movie.” to myself
i think we're done with brand partnerships now, actually. don't need any more. pack em up
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.

Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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may i advise we make their lives hell, and not let them sleep until they do the right thin :)
These are the Democrats who voted yes:

Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Maggie Hassan
Tim Kaine
Catherine Cortez Masto
Jacky Rosen
Jeanne Shaheen

Yeah it sucks, but keep in mind that's only about 16% of Senate Democrats. Most sided with Chuck Schumer and voted against it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Chappell Roan Unveils Midwest Princess Fund for Trans Youth — and She’s Already Raised $400K
Chappell Roan Unveils Midwest Princess Fund for Trans Youth — and She’s Already Raised $400K
Chappell Roan has announced her Midwest Princess Project for trans and LGBTQ+ youth, and the fund has already raised $400K.
bit.ly
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Of course,
Even when thousands of users offered their feedback regarding nsfw content on this platform, they STILL decided to do something like this.
It's so vague too, which is on purpose.

The Non-consent label can be put on ANYTHING, from rape-play to cheating / cuckolding, to vore of ANY kind.
The bad news keep coming

These go into effect Oct 15th
September 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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The petition is nearly at 10k - just a little bit more of a push is needed!
U.K. residents, could this be your chance to stop paypro censorship in the country? Please sign this petition

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Interesting how that nazis death revealed how many people in this community like to play wolf in sheeps clothing

Like the dude was one of the most vocal people in politics to push the idea that you should be dead and you still don't understand why his death is celebrated
September 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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there's too many people who have a singular idea of what direct action and activism looks like, forgetting the very important role of being the person who can cause mayhem without even getting out of bed
Currently on the phone with Visa

Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use

The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch

(cont)
July 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Stripe's TOS. This shit has got to stop. Please contact them too
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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thought the TL could use some good news
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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excuse me for putting an explicitly liberal-run page on your timelines but we need to make pedocon theory mainstream. we need less The Trans Question and more asking why conservatives are defending predators in their party, regularly defend child marriage and say creepy shit about teenage girls
“Pedocon theory does not involve secret networks of underground tunnels where adrenochrome is harvested for reptilian overlords. Pedocon theory is not hiding beneath twelve layers of misdirection. Pedocon theory is rooted in the basic politics of the reactionary right.”
We Need to Talk About Pedocon Theory
The connection been Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is no accident, but reveals a deep logic at the heart of reactionary politics.
www.liberalcurrents.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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been going to the gym, made a really quick little thing about it
July 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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It’s easy for us Americans to get caught up in how bleak shit is right now, but some pretty good stuff is happening in the big picture.
July 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Really badass graffiti spotted in town
July 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This Herblock cartoon was published 71 years ago, and it’s just as pertinent now.
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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happy nonbinary people day or whatever, knock it off
intermittent reminder: "enbies" is not the accepted group term for "non-binary people". Some non-binary people identify with it but others find it demeaning or unnecessarily euphemistic. Therefore, please don't use it in a general-address form, e.g. "ladies, gentlemen, and enbies", thank you.
July 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This is why I don't like AI use for ANY reason, even if it's just to dunk on AI. Any use takes up resources and energy that could be better used doing literally anything else. Any "good potential use" for AI is annihilated by how much energy it takes to make it. Throw it in the trash, it's no good!
A regular reminder that using Grok is actively poisoning my former home of Memphis, Tennessee, a relatively poor and majority Black major city in the American South. Allowing the DoD to use it will escalate this dramatically.

www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
July 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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your tax dollars at work. dozens of heavily armed, masked men strolling/riding through a city park in a made-for-tv show of force...

who are they grabbing today? dog walkers? This is obscene.
Border patrol now sweeping the park
July 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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And if they're covering their USDOT number, -that's- illegal and you can report the vehicle for it. :3
July 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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what if pup play was fully normalized in society and you had like, the most boilerplate shithead CEOs hiring young and dumb 20somethings off tinder to hire them to perform as their property for regular hours and pay, with contract terms of agreement and fine print papers to sign and everything
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM