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Don Bones
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Man about town.
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nightdive Studios should have put a disclaimer on the console version of System Shock 2 that says "Do not play this game on console". Yeesh, what a mess.
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Just ate 6 Reese Peanut Butter Cups and now there is a SWAT team outside my house
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm also pretty frustrated that the NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I've heard enough. This guy is bad news.
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hold my calls
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh, so green might taste like red? Who gives a shit! Fuck you.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Instant block if you post this awful picture. Hasn't failed me yet.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Lol Fallout 4 for Switch 2 is gonna be 100 dollars, isn't it
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Honey! We're all out of Dude Wipes!
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You should always take the time to listen to Maggot Brain
Please enjoy the healing power of Funkadelic, even in despair, led by the soaring guitar of Eddie Hazel.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn...

From their third album. The third one. And they kept going.
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain [HQ]
YouTube video by NickMystic
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Grocery exec, observing a grey strawberry that tastes like wet air:

"This should be at least ten dollars."
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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The name of this painting is "Uncle's Fantasy"
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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one of the best first verses i’ve ever heard lol
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The very end of Mulholland Drive but it’s Chuck Schumer being tormented by the grinning Baileys until there’s only one way out
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The people on Linkedin feel like the zombies in the Dawn Of The Dead mall.

What are they doing? Why do they come here?

Some kind of instinct. Memory of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I would rather die of embarrassment than take someone to court over a sandwich
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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when you smell the onions and mustard
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RFK jr strapping Scott Adams' corpse to the roof of his car and driving him across country to his workshop.
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
There is a very strange new phenomena where everyone who rails against purity tests is also very dumb. It's weird!
Our countries problems in a nutshell:

Who passes your purity test? Why do you attack allies, instead of uniting to fight the enemy? Are you satisfied with the results from your “moral stand” so far?

Good luck ever winning anything with the coalition of 10 people that you agree with, loser
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Grammarly is like "I see you are writing dialogue. Would you like to make it really stiff and unnatural?"
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I’ve seen many photos of saw-whets over the years, displaying the species’ keen stink-eye ability. It was humbling, to be this owl’s target. #birds
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM