Cole
@doley.bsky.social
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Cole
@doley.bsky.social
· Jan 20
“and you shall know the non-ball-knowers by their Lamar Jackson slander”
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I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
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"I do not think it's an exaggeration to say this is the best offensive coach in football vs the best defensive coach in football."
On the pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed the schematic chess match btwn Sean McVay and Mike Macdonald.
🎧: apple.co/4jS2Nri
📺: youtu.be/ltUAQBfdEfY?...
On the pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed the schematic chess match btwn Sean McVay and Mike Macdonald.
🎧: apple.co/4jS2Nri
📺: youtu.be/ltUAQBfdEfY?...
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"I do not think it's an exaggeration to say this is the best offensive coach in football vs the best defensive coach in football."
On the pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed the schematic chess match btwn Sean McVay and Mike Macdonald.
🎧: apple.co/4jS2Nri
📺: youtu.be/ltUAQBfdEfY?...
On the pod, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed the schematic chess match btwn Sean McVay and Mike Macdonald.
🎧: apple.co/4jS2Nri
📺: youtu.be/ltUAQBfdEfY?...
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This is a rare instance where even Trump is drawing extreme scrutiny/raising eyebrows, but also imagine the reaction if any other politician in any other American office were spending 24 hours per day trying to prevent the release of some report
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is a rare instance where even Trump is drawing extreme scrutiny/raising eyebrows, but also imagine the reaction if any other politician in any other American office were spending 24 hours per day trying to prevent the release of some report
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its crazy that accuracy was the biggest concern on Maye's scouting report
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
its crazy that accuracy was the biggest concern on Maye's scouting report
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Megyn Kelly saying she'd be fine with Trump touching a 15 year old is a wild thing to say out loud. Even in the MAGA world that's gonna arch the eyebrows of their more casual viewers
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Megyn Kelly saying she'd be fine with Trump touching a 15 year old is a wild thing to say out loud. Even in the MAGA world that's gonna arch the eyebrows of their more casual viewers
Gotta see more creation from jayden over time, especially so that he gets hit on the run less
Inspired by @stevenruiz.bsky.social talking about Caleb Williams's time to throw, I looked at what we can call Creation Time, which is the difference between time to pressure and time to throw when pressured, then plotted it against pressure to sack rate, per FTN.
Caleb in a world on his own.
Caleb in a world on his own.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Gotta see more creation from jayden over time, especially so that he gets hit on the run less
Jags💀
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jags💀
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we got rid of government statistics and experts and outsourced it to the burrito taxi company, you’ll never guess what happened next
🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
NEW DATA: Lower Prices, Bigger Paychecks
President Donald J. Trump’s bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families — with new data from DoorDash’s State of Local Commerce
www.whitehouse.gov
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
we got rid of government statistics and experts and outsourced it to the burrito taxi company, you’ll never guess what happened next
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Fuck Pat McAfee man
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fuck Pat McAfee man
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jordan love down 156-0 to intrusive thoughts
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
jordan love down 156-0 to intrusive thoughts
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BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
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Touchdown totals are the only reason that Taylor is taken seriously as an MVP candidate and JSN is not discussed. You can certainly argue that JSN has been more valuable.
Jonathan Taylor now has a lead of 98 rushing DYAR.
Taylor 334, Cook 236
Jaxson Smith-Njigba now has a lead of 87 receiving DYAR.
JSN 378, Nacua 291
Dominant seasons.
Taylor 334, Cook 236
Jaxson Smith-Njigba now has a lead of 87 receiving DYAR.
JSN 378, Nacua 291
Dominant seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Touchdown totals are the only reason that Taylor is taken seriously as an MVP candidate and JSN is not discussed. You can certainly argue that JSN has been more valuable.
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The key difference between Del Rio and Whitt;
- Del Rio has genuinely talented players on his defense and still struggled to get results
- Whitt Jr has really poor personnel available, and schemes his defense as if he's coaching the '85 Bears
Both are bad.
- Del Rio has genuinely talented players on his defense and still struggled to get results
- Whitt Jr has really poor personnel available, and schemes his defense as if he's coaching the '85 Bears
Both are bad.
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The key difference between Del Rio and Whitt;
- Del Rio has genuinely talented players on his defense and still struggled to get results
- Whitt Jr has really poor personnel available, and schemes his defense as if he's coaching the '85 Bears
Both are bad.
- Del Rio has genuinely talented players on his defense and still struggled to get results
- Whitt Jr has really poor personnel available, and schemes his defense as if he's coaching the '85 Bears
Both are bad.
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Based on EPA per drive, the Lions just had the best single-game offensive performance by any team in a game this season.
9 possessions: 5 TDs, 3 FGs, end of game.
9 possessions: 5 TDs, 3 FGs, end of game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Based on EPA per drive, the Lions just had the best single-game offensive performance by any team in a game this season.
9 possessions: 5 TDs, 3 FGs, end of game.
9 possessions: 5 TDs, 3 FGs, end of game.
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"They don't want the same things you do" part 34225e19
Deal has been reached, I’m told by multiple sources, and Kaine has announced his support
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"They don't want the same things you do" part 34225e19
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Can't turn on Red Zone now, can't deal with the softball interview questions for the orange man.
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can't turn on Red Zone now, can't deal with the softball interview questions for the orange man.
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Matt Stafford is like a well-olied Swiss watch right now. Right on time and just so accurate.
a cartoon chef is holding a knife in his mouth and says " perfecto "
ALT: a cartoon chef is holding a knife in his mouth and says " perfecto "
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Matt Stafford is like a well-olied Swiss watch right now. Right on time and just so accurate.
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Seahawks, Colts, Patriots, Rams, & Broncos are CLEARLY the best teams in the NFL right now.
Didn’t think I’d be saying this in Week 10
Didn’t think I’d be saying this in Week 10
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Seahawks, Colts, Patriots, Rams, & Broncos are CLEARLY the best teams in the NFL right now.
Didn’t think I’d be saying this in Week 10
Didn’t think I’d be saying this in Week 10
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a weird ron torbert flag so he can be seen on TV? no way
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
a weird ron torbert flag so he can be seen on TV? no way
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Devon Achane puts a dagger in BUF with a 50+ yard TD. He’s playing great football this year and most people aren't noticing bc the Dolphins are junk as a team.
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Devon Achane puts a dagger in BUF with a 50+ yard TD. He’s playing great football this year and most people aren't noticing bc the Dolphins are junk as a team.
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Tez Johnson with the TD for the Bucs. One of the best late-round gambles in the last draft. Credit to Jason Licht for saying “I know we have great receivers… but this is a good player & a great value.”
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tez Johnson with the TD for the Bucs. One of the best late-round gambles in the last draft. Credit to Jason Licht for saying “I know we have great receivers… but this is a good player & a great value.”
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Waddle slowing up and using late hands, the man is a professional
Tua connects with Jaylen Waddle to extend the Dolphins lead!
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Waddle slowing up and using late hands, the man is a professional
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got people falling into debt, players rigging prop bets, an NBA head coach giving bettors roster updates, now this. something has to give eventually, but it wont be soon
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
got people falling into debt, players rigging prop bets, an NBA head coach giving bettors roster updates, now this. something has to give eventually, but it wont be soon
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Jonathan Taylor's last 13 games (with a few minutes still to go):
300 carries
1,732 rushing yards
20 rushing touchdowns
300 carries
1,732 rushing yards
20 rushing touchdowns
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jonathan Taylor's last 13 games (with a few minutes still to go):
300 carries
1,732 rushing yards
20 rushing touchdowns
300 carries
1,732 rushing yards
20 rushing touchdowns
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Jonathan Taylor normally gets good blocking, but also does so much above and beyond what an average back would do, as you saw there. Just an incredible player.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Jonathan Taylor normally gets good blocking, but also does so much above and beyond what an average back would do, as you saw there. Just an incredible player.