Dolemout
dolemout.bsky.social
Dolemout
@dolemout.bsky.social
He/Him.
In the middle of being middle aged.

Our Flag Means Death and The Locked Tomb for life.
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🚨 OFMD BSKY EXCLUSIVE FRENCHIE FRIDAY DEAL 💰 BUY TWO HALVES OF A PYRAMID, GET THE THIRD HALF FREE 💸 ACT FAST TO CLAIM THIS LIGHTNING MCQUEEN NEED FOR SPEED DISCOUNT BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT ⏰ TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY 📄 DELIVERY VIA PRINCE AZI’S PERSONAL COURIER GUARANTEED WITHIN 1717 HUMAN YEARS 🔒
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I am very late to the #gachiakuta party, but I have decided to contribute anyhow
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Me, yelling at the tv: "I know you're not dead, get your ass out here!"

The tv, yelling back:
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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“you’ll be visited by three spirits”

{art by @cutetanuki-chan.bsky.social}
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Conrad's Pirating days as the Kraken's first mate, plus his MSQ journey to Kugane

Audio is from episode 1 + 2 of OFMD

#conradxiv
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There is something so very Seattle about having to specify in a rejection text not that you're currently in a relationship, but that you're currently in a closed relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I just want them back. #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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am i doing this meme right
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The only thing getting me through this work day is Lady Gaga - Judas on repeat, but changing every instance of 'holy' to 'horny'
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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It’s “Merry Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence Screaming Day”, NOT “Happy Holidays!”
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Our dates are officially CONFIRMED, deposit paid! Make your plans!

We'll be screening both seasons of OFMD over two days at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA.

MARCH 9-10, 2026 (that's the Monday and Tuesday after ECCC)
8AM-1PM

Suggested cost per person: $35 (covers both days)

More info 👇
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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you must remember that they might NOT be giants either
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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okay, i'll play
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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one flesh one end
bitch
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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“Number 6 is a gentleman from Mauritania” - never thought I’d hear that on an American TV show❤️🙏🏾 Or poulet yassa🍗

#Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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🤨 we still not coming in so you're going to resort to psychological torture to the employees? Make it make sense
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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You know what would really sooth our souls right about now?

Season three of the hit tv show Our Flag Means Death
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Thinking of all my trans siblings tonight who have had to endure months and months of hand-wringing over our lives being, supposedly, a dealbreaker for voters.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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They're calling it the most powerful official Gundam promo art of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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local handykitten fixes door
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I feel like I'm losing a bit. Did I seriously never officially put her up on here?? Anyway, raise your motherfuckin' glasses! 🐚

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Ahoy Crew!🖤 My “Tender as Hell” totes are almost sold out! But like any pirate, we don’t fight fair🏴‍☠️ So I challenge you to write the most unhinged FAKE REVIEWS possible☠️ My favorites will go up on shopstands.com! Go! And get yours today shopstands.com/collections/... ❤️🏴‍☠️🙏🏾

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Jeffrey! Fettering!

#theweecon
#ofmd
#ofmdcosplay
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM