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I’m not obsessed with OFMD, it just fills my every waking thought
AuDHD, cPTSD, chronic fatigue, Long Covid, disaster bi. Yay!
Sned & Snede day nearly killed me
Pinned
Hi, I’m Zarich, and I made an original #OFMD cosplay, fondly known as The Coat. It’s an 18th century suit covered in embroidery and appliqué that represents every character, theme and main plot point of Season One.

No, it’s not finished.

Yes, the captains’ cabins are in the cuffs 😁
Fuck ICE and their masked executioners.
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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This is Alex Pretti.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Co-captains? (We said the same thing!)
Just gonna keep making my gay little arts. Try to find the joy where you can, you know? #ofmd
January 25, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Omg. Ketchup WITH glitter.
Not sure we've learned the right lesson from the sandwich guy. I continue to think we are not yet making effective use of ketchup squirt bottles (for their cars), glitter, or food-coloring water balloons & super-soakers -- anything with a soft impact that can be launched from a distance.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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Sorry but I know OFMD is the ultimate fandom because even the creator of the show makes AU fanficlets.
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me:

Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.

Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This is a litany of fuck ups. The driver, Best Bus, the police in both places. Cheeesus.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Happy New Year GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK

#OFMD
stede just needed someone that could match his whimsy
January 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Addenda:

Seeing @theboojums.bsky.social play live
Playing Lady Macbeth, Gollum, Grima Wormtongue in readthroughs
Christine & John
Gayle
‘Bye 2025.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 2026
January 1, 2026 at 11:36 AM
‘Bye 2025.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Thank you everyone for your patience while I was out of commission 💜

I'm back with a 50%-off-all-View-on Demand bang, including both Interview with a Crew panels. Code valid until Monday.

(This was supposed to be last week, when my brain was still couscous, but I'm not going to let that stop me.)
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🎉🤩🤩🤩🎉
Did I mention that the new prices for The New Uni-Con and Behind Our Flag are now live, making the Pink Friday sale even more of a bargain?

All 11 of The New Uni-Con panels are now £37.50, and the 6.5 hours of behind the scenes content from Behind Our Flag is only £25.

#OFMD #SirenEvents #Sale
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:

Seals
Minke whale
Brown bear
Turtles
Dolphins
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild (from farthest to closest encounters 😂)

Black bears
Grizzlies
Moose
Bison
Humpback whale
Five animals I've seen in the wild

Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Coat/cosplay

2. Saying “don’t be a dick” in lots of different ways

3. Disappearing for weeks, posting like mad for a few days, then disappearing again
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Good Omens spam

2. Political takes..?

3. Random cool shit..? Idk you guys tell me lol
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Billie Piper

2. Fanfic, usually smut

3. I have no idea of a third thing
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“…lately”
It's a theme/story I've been seeing around a lot lately: women basically discovering that, if you don't have to live with a man -- cleaning up after him, remembering his appointments, listening to his whining -- there's really no advantage to it.

See also:
11 Women, 9 Dogs, Not Much Drama (and No Guys)
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
1. Relearning how to stand up and eat!
2. Getting himself to the water bowl 🎉
3. Judging me for how little toast crust I share
4. Cyclops

He was doing great, then had a fall and the head tilt is back so his new nickname is Tippy Headren. Still walking, still wagging, still wants cuddles 🖤
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Words to live by
"Life is never better without the dick." - Con O'Neill
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I just want them back. #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dewi had a stroke like episode at 2am on Saturday. We heard him struggling & rushed him to the emergency vet who said “give him 5 days…see if he’ll walk & eat”

He’s eating like 27 feral rats in a trench coat, and keeps trying to “walk” [ricochet off furniture] but every attempt gets better so 🤞🏻🖤🤞🏻
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Come on, crew, get it together. We all want more of these fantastic events; don't make people pull out/not agree to do them if they can't be sure the things they share stay where they belong!
You don't go sharing Vico's or Rhys' PAID content, so please don't do that with these!!! #SirenEvents #PSA
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Say ‘I love you’ to the people you love. Because sometimes you wake up and it’s too late to tell them one last time.
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Both sandwiches sound like they’ve been wrapped in cling film. I think that every time.
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM