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@poshtater.bsky.social
I’m not obsessed with OFMD, it just fills my every waking thought
AuDHD, cPTSD, chronic fatigue, Long Covid, disaster bi. Yay!
Sned & Snede day nearly killed me
Pinned
Hi, I’m Zarich, and I made an original #OFMD cosplay, fondly known as The Coat. It’s an 18th century suit covered in embroidery and appliqué that represents every character, theme and main plot point of Season One.

No, it’s not finished.

Yes, the captains’ cabins are in the cuffs 😁
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Coat/cosplay

2. Saying “don’t be a dick” in lots of different ways

3. Disappearing for weeks, posting like mad for a few days, then disappearing again
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Good Omens spam

2. Political takes..?

3. Random cool shit..? Idk you guys tell me lol
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Billie Piper

2. Fanfic, usually smut

3. I have no idea of a third thing
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“…lately”
It's a theme/story I've been seeing around a lot lately: women basically discovering that, if you don't have to live with a man -- cleaning up after him, remembering his appointments, listening to his whining -- there's really no advantage to it.

See also:
11 Women, 9 Dogs, Not Much Drama (and No Guys)
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
1. Relearning how to stand up and eat!
2. Getting himself to the water bowl 🎉
3. Judging me for how little toast crust I share
4. Cyclops

He was doing great, then had a fall and the head tilt is back so his new nickname is Tippy Headren. Still walking, still wagging, still wants cuddles 🖤
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Words to live by
"Life is never better without the dick." - Con O'Neill
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I just want them back. #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dewi had a stroke like episode at 2am on Saturday. We heard him struggling & rushed him to the emergency vet who said “give him 5 days…see if he’ll walk & eat”

He’s eating like 27 feral rats in a trench coat, and keeps trying to “walk” [ricochet off furniture] but every attempt gets better so 🤞🏻🖤🤞🏻
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Come on, crew, get it together. We all want more of these fantastic events; don't make people pull out/not agree to do them if they can't be sure the things they share stay where they belong!
You don't go sharing Vico's or Rhys' PAID content, so please don't do that with these!!! #SirenEvents #PSA
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Say ‘I love you’ to the people you love. Because sometimes you wake up and it’s too late to tell them one last time.
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Both sandwiches sound like they’ve been wrapped in cling film. I think that every time.
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Reminded to my fellow UK OFMD fans that both seasons are only available on iPlayer for one more month 💔

Line up your alternative methods of viewing in preparation 🏴‍☠️
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.

So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I asked @amuseoffyre.bsky.social to make a Will-as-Ned muppet after TNUC… then folded like a sandwich and asked for one of me in The Coat as well. We looked at Ned in some detail but didn’t get around to looking at mine till Sunday. I had no idea Fyre had copied every detail…

She’s a beauty, aye.
Since the big reveal has happened, I can now show what I was working on during the summer 😊 Because I like to go overboard on the detail, when @poshtater.bsky.social asked for a particular muppet in a particular fit, I may have... exceeded my brief a tiny bit. #ourflagmeansmuppets
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
And then guess who was twenty minutes late because we couldn’t find the lift key….?

SORRY COSPLAYERS WHO WERE ON TIME OR RAN THERE
Ready to guide our #cosplay_showcase entrants through rehearsal at 6 in the main theatre auditorium 🎭🎭🎭

*squeak of excite*

@ofmcommunity.bsky.social
#theweecon
#cosplay_showcase
#cosplayshowcase
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ready to guide our #cosplay_showcase entrants through rehearsal at 6 in the main theatre auditorium 🎭🎭🎭

*squeak of excite*

@ofmcommunity.bsky.social
#theweecon
#cosplay_showcase
#cosplayshowcase
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Jeffrey! Fettering!

#theweecon
#ofmd
#ofmdcosplay
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is so beautiful
The theme is Stede's journal, with 24 drawers to pull out to reveal OFMD-themed trinkets (pins, stickers, jewelry, etc.).

You can make a direct donation of $5 or more to SAGE or Rainbow Railroad and email your receipt to

OFMDSAC [at] proton [dot] me

I'll reply with your ticket number(s) 2/6
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Amy: “Please respect this designer’s work, and please pay for content so we can put on more EVENTS like this in the future”

Dickfucks across the land: “HOW DARE SIREN NOT GIVE US EVERYTHING FOR FREE. FUCK *HER* RENT AND BILLS. *FUCK* FUTURE OPPORTUNITIES.

Sure Jan. You do you.
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m late but, here’s wishing SRK as much fun on his birthday as he had the day he met John Barrowman
this is just to inform you that it's srk's birthday week and i have no space for any other thoughts
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This interview was faaabulous. I’ve been desperate to see Christine Wada talking about S1 costumes & their development, and this session was a GOLDMINE of bts, information, missing links, photos and lore. I thought it was going to be great and she over delivered by miles.
🙌🏻🏴‍☠️🫶🏻🏴‍☠️🙌🏻
#OFMD
Thank you Amy!
Want to know what 50s style influenced Stede's S1 look, how @rhysiedarby.bsky.social got arm fluff, and what Blackbeard's leather jacket looks like with both sleeves?

All this, and more exclusive content is available to watch with the VOD Interview as a Crew: Christine Wada!

tinyurl.com/mw48836w
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Online sign-up for #TheWeeCon Cosplay Showcase closes MIDNIGHT Thursday 30th October!

Sign up here:

forms.gle/FC55BrexBn5E...

In person sign-up will remain open till 4PM on Saturday
(The form for that will be at Amy's stall within the Floating Market, situated in the Upper Hall!)

#OFMD
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
IT HERE! IT GLORIOUS!! IT MINE!!!

💝🏴‍☠️💝
And I’m stupidly delighted this is going to be mine. 💖💖💖
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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ALL WEE CON FOLK: we have 7 people who paid for an online ticket on kickstarter but who haven't claimed their tickets yet. If you don't claim your ticket, we CANNOT send you the links for the panels!
We sent out redemption codes to all kickstarter supporters. 🧵 #theweecon
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM