The Green Party don’t get as much media coverage as Reform because the continuation of civilised human life on the planet isn’t as interesting as cunts.

All my old intrusive thoughts got comfortable and now they're just my thoughts but my NEW intrusive thoughts, oh boy

Me: Perhaps that person is mad at me

Person: [is very nice to me]

Me: Ah, perhaps they are secretly mad at me

Oh Fuck yes. Can't tell me I don't know how to live large on a Friday night.

I will jingle for half the way. Final offer.

important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi

As someone with ADHD I need you to understand, if you’re talking and I’m trying to get you to shut up, it’s because I absolutely in that moment need more than anything for you to shut entirely the fuck up

Here's some photos of my pooch. No reason, she's just so damn cute.

Greg - I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky middle class women of a certain age!
Everyone else - ummmm wow!

Stumbled across this, it's breathtaking. And now I have to spend the rest of the day intermittently blubbing cos it's sooo lovely. . youtube.com/watch?v=nZoH...

Have programmed a day of free Mental Health accessible of arts activities celebrating arts and culture from the Portuguese speaking world on the 25th November. Everyone is welcome.

I don't normally post on socials cos, scary. But I have been told I should share some of my pottery. So, here it is.