DoctorTAS
@doctortas.bsky.social
Trying to leave the world a little better than I found it. Fly Eagles Fly. Also, use Oxford commas and put two spaces after periods or you can meet me outside.
Dear God this is a disaster
This game keeps buffering...now I wonder if my connection knows something i don't
This game keeps buffering...now I wonder if my connection knows something i don't
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dear God this is a disaster
This game keeps buffering...now I wonder if my connection knows something i don't
This game keeps buffering...now I wonder if my connection knows something i don't
Guys, could we wait until after Thanksgiving before we break out the Christmas helmets?
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Guys, could we wait until after Thanksgiving before we break out the Christmas helmets?
This thread gets funnier the longer it goes on
Social media from a shark's perspective:
Facebook: I like eating seals
LinkedIn: My skills include catching seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here's my family seal recipe, it won't look as good when you make it
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
Facebook: I like eating seals
LinkedIn: My skills include catching seals
Yelp: This place serves pretty good seal
Pinterest: Here's my family seal recipe, it won't look as good when you make it
Twitter: Why do (((dolphins))) control the world?
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This thread gets funnier the longer it goes on
Nothing like driving home in the dark while wearing READING GLASSES
For the first five miles I just assumed my eyes were tired. I'm getting too old for this shit
For the first five miles I just assumed my eyes were tired. I'm getting too old for this shit
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nothing like driving home in the dark while wearing READING GLASSES
For the first five miles I just assumed my eyes were tired. I'm getting too old for this shit
For the first five miles I just assumed my eyes were tired. I'm getting too old for this shit
Wait wait wait
Did Aaron Rodgers *say* wife, or just that he got married? Because I bet this ends with him announcing that he married himself.
Probably had a ceremony too
Did Aaron Rodgers *say* wife, or just that he got married? Because I bet this ends with him announcing that he married himself.
Probably had a ceremony too
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wait wait wait
Did Aaron Rodgers *say* wife, or just that he got married? Because I bet this ends with him announcing that he married himself.
Probably had a ceremony too
Did Aaron Rodgers *say* wife, or just that he got married? Because I bet this ends with him announcing that he married himself.
Probably had a ceremony too
Shout out to the delivery people who keep trying to cram full size packages into an apartment sized mailbox
Last week they just left a neighbor's package in the middle of the parking lot. Today, they just marked mine "delivered" and didn't even bother trying
Last week they just left a neighbor's package in the middle of the parking lot. Today, they just marked mine "delivered" and didn't even bother trying
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Shout out to the delivery people who keep trying to cram full size packages into an apartment sized mailbox
Last week they just left a neighbor's package in the middle of the parking lot. Today, they just marked mine "delivered" and didn't even bother trying
Last week they just left a neighbor's package in the middle of the parking lot. Today, they just marked mine "delivered" and didn't even bother trying
This cat is the reincarnation of Bea Arthur
Also I feel this side eye from Winnie is just perfection. How dare I keep snuggling her for my own emotional regulation! She has bitey face games to play!
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This cat is the reincarnation of Bea Arthur
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
I have no dog in this hunt, BUT WHAT A GAME
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I have no dog in this hunt, BUT WHAT A GAME
My little bitey girl (RIP) had no patience for cat costumes this time of year; when I attempted a simple orange and black neck ruff she tried to eat my face.
But later, I caught her accessorizing
But later, I caught her accessorizing
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My little bitey girl (RIP) had no patience for cat costumes this time of year; when I attempted a simple orange and black neck ruff she tried to eat my face.
But later, I caught her accessorizing
But later, I caught her accessorizing
Was just thinking about the fact that in a QB room with Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones, Minnesota went with... JJ McCarthy
You couldn't have known, but DAMN. T's and P's to Vikings fans everywhere
You couldn't have known, but DAMN. T's and P's to Vikings fans everywhere
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Was just thinking about the fact that in a QB room with Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones, Minnesota went with... JJ McCarthy
You couldn't have known, but DAMN. T's and P's to Vikings fans everywhere
You couldn't have known, but DAMN. T's and P's to Vikings fans everywhere
Something nobody but me cares about: I am not a competition player or anything but I scored 94 points on a single word in scrabble today (did not use all 7 letters). Personal best!
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Something nobody but me cares about: I am not a competition player or anything but I scored 94 points on a single word in scrabble today (did not use all 7 letters). Personal best!
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I knew Neal Caffrey had something to do with this
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I knew Neal Caffrey had something to do with this
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SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
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Just block the bad accounts. Do it right away. Don't share or dunk or comment or argue. That's what they all want. Just nuke them and move on.
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just block the bad accounts. Do it right away. Don't share or dunk or comment or argue. That's what they all want. Just nuke them and move on.
Must have visited my brother's house for four years before I saw this on the family cat
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Must have visited my brother's house for four years before I saw this on the family cat
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Greet every day with a grunt. Effin' Birds mugs are just $10 until October 21.
eatf.art/mugs
eatf.art/mugs
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Greet every day with a grunt. Effin' Birds mugs are just $10 until October 21.
eatf.art/mugs
eatf.art/mugs
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Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
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amazing opening
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/p...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/p...
October 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
amazing opening
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/p...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/p...
HR, IT, fiscal
contracts professor / torts professor / constitutional law professor
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
HR, IT, fiscal
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This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
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Congress should enact a Hatch Act that applies to republicans.
September 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Congress should enact a Hatch Act that applies to republicans.