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DoctorTAS
@doctortas.bsky.social
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Trying to leave the world a little better than I found it. Fly Eagles Fly. Also, use Oxford commas and put two spaces after periods or you can meet me outside.
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A young man holds "exit" sign over his head while pointing at the door. He looks vaguely disgusted
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Bob Ross painting a landscape. The caption reads, "And we'll put a happy little birthday over here"
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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My little bitey girl (RIP) had no patience for cat costumes this time of year; when I attempted a simple orange and black neck ruff she tried to eat my face.

But later, I caught her accessorizing
A black cat lying on her side. She is wearing a black and orange frilly neck ruff, but on her leg like the rebel she is
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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An African American young man is holding an EXIT sign over his head and pointing at the door. He looks faintly disgusted and rightly so
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Something nobody but me cares about: I am not a competition player or anything but I scored 94 points on a single word in scrabble today (did not use all 7 letters). Personal best!
Picture of Scrabble board, featuring the word ONYX played on a triple word score, with the "x" on a double letter sqare and counted twice. Reader, I nearly fainted
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Must have visited my brother's house for four years before I saw this on the family cat
A white cats paw with an orange heart
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Hilariously this immediately followed your post in my feed (h/t @effinbirds.com )
A picture of a bird with the caption "Check out this dickbrained motherfucker"
October 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Don't go out there its scary
A blurry out of focus shot of a black cat yelling at the camera. She looks terrified
September 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Just gonna start posting this picture when I read shit like this
A bird is cocking its head at the camera as if to say WTF
September 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Just foolin' around to gear up for the start of the NFL season...

Yeah, I thought Dex Mac would be ROY that year...::sigh::
An Immaculate Grid with Some NFL Guys I Remember from the 21st Century: Junior Galette, Jimmy Clausen, Dexter McCluster, Charlie Whitehurst, Peyton Hillis, Peerless Price, Terrelle Pryor, Joe Jurevicius, Montee Ball
September 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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My little bitey girl marked me up so badly once that during a physical the doctor asked if I was safe at home. I laughed and said "not really, but I know where the can opener is so I win."

The bully:
A black cat stares up at the camera. She looks innocent but don't you believe it
August 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The void stares back
A black cat stares at the camera from inside a leopard printed tunnel
July 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Panel from "Peanuts" showing the usual reaction from the cat next door. The word SLASH!! is spread across the panel as Snoopy and Woodstock are flung into the air
July 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Kinda makes me want to buy this
Bright yellow Fiat parked on a cobblestone street
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Random cat pic. You know, if necessary.
An orange and white cat is lying slightly curled up on a kitchen table, apparently asleep. One paw is pressed to his mouth, giving the appearance of sucking his thumb (you know, if cats had thumbs). He is ridiculously cute.
July 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows
Donald Duck and Goify making faces at each other
June 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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A Black man holds an Exit sign over his head while pointing toward the door. He looks disgusted, as well he should
June 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Once again @effinbirds.com remains undefeated
A drawing of a bird with the caption "if only someone could have foreseen these consequences"
June 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
ESPN profile of college football senior DUDE PERSON, a ridiculous name that should be celebrated
May 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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The Nine Moods of Jalen Hurts. He us expressionless for eight of them: happy, sleepy, excited, confused, angry, sad, frustrated, and proud. He smiles for the Ninth Mood: 4th and 1.
May 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I've seen that expression before...
Kash Patel testifying before Congress. He also looks remarkably like he just got caught doing lines in the bathroom
May 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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A white cat sits in a window, ignoring the view. She is trying to decide what to bite, because that's basically her vibe. There is a Holly Hobbie doll on the sill next to her that will be the likely victim if the curtain gets out of the way fast enough.
May 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The average American has three friends
The mascots from Pep Boys. Manny, Moe,and Jack (Manny, Moe, and *who?)"
May 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Pretty please?????????
A screenshot of the world "do-over."
April 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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A man is holding a sign over his head that says "Exit" while pointing toward a nearby door. He wears a disgusted expression on his face, as well he should.
March 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM