Plague Doctor Monkey
@doctor-monkey.bsky.social
Grumpy critical care doctor. I know what you did. I also was there for the entire pandemic, and several before. You people suck, and you have bad judgement, but I feel compelled to help where I can.
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being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
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The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe
www.chosun.com
September 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
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Not much in the constitution that is more blunt or straightforward than this. Compared to this the 2nd amendment is a cryptogram. Any court that finds that the President can end birthright citizenship is an illegitimate court.
September 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Not much in the constitution that is more blunt or straightforward than this. Compared to this the 2nd amendment is a cryptogram. Any court that finds that the President can end birthright citizenship is an illegitimate court.
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🧪 #medsky #episky #idsky #pedsky
I haven't had the time to go through all of it, but I did catch part of the HELP committee meeting where Kennedy alleges that varicella vaccination leads to shingles outbreaks in older adults. This is not true, but it's worth discussing where this idea comes from 🧵
I haven't had the time to go through all of it, but I did catch part of the HELP committee meeting where Kennedy alleges that varicella vaccination leads to shingles outbreaks in older adults. This is not true, but it's worth discussing where this idea comes from 🧵
May 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.
May 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.
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“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
May 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
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“decide yourself” – Thank you, R.E.M. This support of Radio Free Europe is incredibly touching.
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Radio Free Europe 2025
5-track EP on digital and vinyl formats.
ffm.to
May 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“decide yourself” – Thank you, R.E.M. This support of Radio Free Europe is incredibly touching.
ffm.to/remrfe2025?m...
ffm.to/remrfe2025?m...
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NEW -- If you enjoyed the empty shelves of the pandemic, boy does Donald Trump have a treat in store for you!
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Fans Of Pandemic-Era Empty Shelves Are In For A Treat Thanks To Trump’s Tariffs
Even if Trump were to call off his trade war today, the inherent lag time in supply chains means shortages are guaranteed starting in late May or June.
www.huffpost.com
April 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW -- If you enjoyed the empty shelves of the pandemic, boy does Donald Trump have a treat in store for you!
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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NEW -- During the campaign, Trump promised over and over and over and over that he would "immediately" bring grocery prices down, starting on Day 1.
It is now Day 97, and you will never guess what has *NOT* come down, not even a little!
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
It is now Day 97, and you will never guess what has *NOT* come down, not even a little!
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Promised Lower Food Prices On Day 1. 99 Days Later Has Delivered The Opposite.
Even Trump acknowledged that grocery prices were a major reason for his November win.
www.huffpost.com
April 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
NEW -- During the campaign, Trump promised over and over and over and over that he would "immediately" bring grocery prices down, starting on Day 1.
It is now Day 97, and you will never guess what has *NOT* come down, not even a little!
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
It is now Day 97, and you will never guess what has *NOT* come down, not even a little!
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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NEW COLUMN — For those who somehow missed his suggestion about injecting disinfectants, his trade war against the entire world should make it obvious:
No, Donald Trump does not know what the hell he’s doing.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
No, Donald Trump does not know what the hell he’s doing.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Opinion: No, Donald Trump Does Not Know What The Hell He Is Doing
Only Congress can save us from the consequences of his trade war right now. So … bon courage.
www.huffpost.com
April 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
NEW COLUMN — For those who somehow missed his suggestion about injecting disinfectants, his trade war against the entire world should make it obvious:
No, Donald Trump does not know what the hell he’s doing.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
No, Donald Trump does not know what the hell he’s doing.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
When I was a teenager, the end of the world would come quickly. But now it's a slow agonizing prospect.
I didn't plan to survive the nuclear holocaust.
It's a lot trickier now.
I didn't plan to survive the nuclear holocaust.
It's a lot trickier now.
April 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When I was a teenager, the end of the world would come quickly. But now it's a slow agonizing prospect.
I didn't plan to survive the nuclear holocaust.
It's a lot trickier now.
I didn't plan to survive the nuclear holocaust.
It's a lot trickier now.
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im sorry but i refuse to exist in marc andreessen’s twitter-induced psychosis. these people have been nothing but lionized by liberal high society and in response, they have chosen to try to destroy it.
That and the far left made them enemies.
You can't say things like "guillotine the rich" and expect them to just stay on the sidelines.
Every organization or group the left says they want to abolish has become another ally of Trump, if not solely, then partially because he won't abolish them.
You can't say things like "guillotine the rich" and expect them to just stay on the sidelines.
Every organization or group the left says they want to abolish has become another ally of Trump, if not solely, then partially because he won't abolish them.
the key thing to understand is that the primary reason that venture capitalists turned hard right-wing is that MeToo removed the only thing they care about: the ability to rape their subordinates
April 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
im sorry but i refuse to exist in marc andreessen’s twitter-induced psychosis. these people have been nothing but lionized by liberal high society and in response, they have chosen to try to destroy it.
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Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded econ.st/3YbbFjq
April 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded econ.st/3YbbFjq
What is good in life?
To crush the economy, see its’ markets nose dive before you, and hear the lamentations of the financial analysts
April 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What is good in life?
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Ukraine is winning. Time for Europe to step up. And who cares about the extortioner.
March 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ukraine is winning. Time for Europe to step up. And who cares about the extortioner.
The eventual accident report will blame it on pilot error by the Army pilot. ATC was advising them about the passenger aircraft it weren't woke. It was somebody not paying attention.
January 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The eventual accident report will blame it on pilot error by the Army pilot. ATC was advising them about the passenger aircraft it weren't woke. It was somebody not paying attention.
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A perfect doorbell doesn’t exi…
January 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A perfect doorbell doesn’t exi…
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Hey look, perjury
Under questioning by Klobuchar, Bondi vows that "politics will not play a part" in her work if she's confirmed
(bookmark this one)
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January 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey look, perjury