Lex Phatkok🏳️⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)
@dnsoccercow.bsky.social
Transmasc Non-binary, LAc, artist, Thorns/Timbers FC, soccer lover, Enid Collins purse collector, antifascist, Doxie is my co-pilot. Co-owns Detroit City FC & Chattanooga FC. #YNWA They/them
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So I’m sure a lot of y’all are noticing I’ve changed my name on here. Yeah that last name is pronounced “PHA TEE COCK” not “phat cock” 😘😂🤣 Just a friendly FYI.
Ben Shapiro doesn’t water his Christmas tree either. Don’t be like Benny Shaps, water your Xmas tree!
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ben Shapiro doesn’t water his Christmas tree either. Don’t be like Benny Shaps, water your Xmas tree!
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i have never appreciated a visible dick print less tbh
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i have never appreciated a visible dick print less tbh
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They held a four day trial to try to convict this guy. The jury took three hours to deliberate before they returned a not guilty.
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
December 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They held a four day trial to try to convict this guy. The jury took three hours to deliberate before they returned a not guilty.
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Congressional investigation now.
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Congressional investigation now.
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nope
panel four disqualifies, even if you're trying to make a statement with it, that statement won't work
it's like trying to put those colors on a certain flag from 1942
panel four disqualifies, even if you're trying to make a statement with it, that statement won't work
it's like trying to put those colors on a certain flag from 1942
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
nope
panel four disqualifies, even if you're trying to make a statement with it, that statement won't work
it's like trying to put those colors on a certain flag from 1942
panel four disqualifies, even if you're trying to make a statement with it, that statement won't work
it's like trying to put those colors on a certain flag from 1942
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Removing the recommendations will make fewer people vaccinate. And will limit reimbursements, which will further reduce the number of people who vaccinate. The majority of children in the US rely on federal funding to cover the costs of childhood vaccination
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Removing the recommendations will make fewer people vaccinate. And will limit reimbursements, which will further reduce the number of people who vaccinate. The majority of children in the US rely on federal funding to cover the costs of childhood vaccination
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67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.
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🚨ALERTA🚨MUNCIE, IN. And Seattle,WA. Area.
In Collaboration with @ignitetheright.net it’s our extreme displeasure to introduce you to Craig Rutherford Meyer from Muncie, Indiana. In Seattle, WA. area.
In Collaboration with @ignitetheright.net it’s our extreme displeasure to introduce you to Craig Rutherford Meyer from Muncie, Indiana. In Seattle, WA. area.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
🚨ALERTA🚨MUNCIE, IN. And Seattle,WA. Area.
In Collaboration with @ignitetheright.net it’s our extreme displeasure to introduce you to Craig Rutherford Meyer from Muncie, Indiana. In Seattle, WA. area.
In Collaboration with @ignitetheright.net it’s our extreme displeasure to introduce you to Craig Rutherford Meyer from Muncie, Indiana. In Seattle, WA. area.
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My red line has always been lowering health costs for Americans. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t want an agreement that meets that bar. I’m a no.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My red line has always been lowering health costs for Americans. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t want an agreement that meets that bar. I’m a no.
Oh fuck all the way off with that unvarnished bullshit, just admit you suck and quit, Phailure Phil! You suck, asshole! #RCTID
Phil also says that there wasn't a change in system or tactics tonight, and that it came down to "Menality... They (San Diego) beat us because they wanted it more," #RCTID
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oh fuck all the way off with that unvarnished bullshit, just admit you suck and quit, Phailure Phil! You suck, asshole! #RCTID
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RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN!
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN!
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You have to resign. Tonight.
This is such an embarrassing failure on your part. You and you alone. It was your job to hold the line to protect health care coverage, and you failed. Utterly. Miserably. You failed.
Democrats won a resounding victory less than a week ago, and you caved. Resign. Now.
This is such an embarrassing failure on your part. You and you alone. It was your job to hold the line to protect health care coverage, and you failed. Utterly. Miserably. You failed.
Democrats won a resounding victory less than a week ago, and you caved. Resign. Now.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You have to resign. Tonight.
This is such an embarrassing failure on your part. You and you alone. It was your job to hold the line to protect health care coverage, and you failed. Utterly. Miserably. You failed.
Democrats won a resounding victory less than a week ago, and you caved. Resign. Now.
This is such an embarrassing failure on your part. You and you alone. It was your job to hold the line to protect health care coverage, and you failed. Utterly. Miserably. You failed.
Democrats won a resounding victory less than a week ago, and you caved. Resign. Now.
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Sens. Angus King (D-ME), John Fetterman (D-PA), Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV), Jacky Rosen (D-NV), Tim Kaine (D-VA), Dick Durbin (D-IL), Maggie Hassan (D-NH), Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Chuck Schumer (D-NY).
a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
ALT: a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sens. Angus King (D-ME), John Fetterman (D-PA), Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV), Jacky Rosen (D-NV), Tim Kaine (D-VA), Dick Durbin (D-IL), Maggie Hassan (D-NH), Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Chuck Schumer (D-NY).
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I’m sorry, if you can’t prepare your team to face a team for the FORTH TIME in 6 weeks - if you haven’t figured out a single response to what they are - you are a shitty coach.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’m sorry, if you can’t prepare your team to face a team for the FORTH TIME in 6 weeks - if you haven’t figured out a single response to what they are - you are a shitty coach.
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, Chuck Schumer and the Dems that voted for this crap that ended this shutdown for nothing!
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, Chuck Schumer and the Dems that voted for this crap that ended this shutdown for nothing!
Clean house Portland Timbers!! From the bottom to the absolute top. The top being Merritt! #SellTheFuckingTeam you absolute waste of oxygen!
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Clean house Portland Timbers!! From the bottom to the absolute top. The top being Merritt! #SellTheFuckingTeam you absolute waste of oxygen!
So what Senate Dems caved in and voted for this? I want a full list!
Enough US Senate Democrats have now voted in favor of a government funding measure for it to advance.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
So what Senate Dems caved in and voted for this? I want a full list!
I am one of those 15 million! Fuck all the democrats that voted for this if it goes through!
Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I am one of those 15 million! Fuck all the democrats that voted for this if it goes through!
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Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
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"The voters just handed us a resounding victory less than a week ago and every poll shows they are siding with us on this specific issue. Welp, better cave instantly on hollow promises and make this all for absolutely nothing" - The Democrats, who are allergic to winning anything ever.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"The voters just handed us a resounding victory less than a week ago and every poll shows they are siding with us on this specific issue. Welp, better cave instantly on hollow promises and make this all for absolutely nothing" - The Democrats, who are allergic to winning anything ever.
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If a budget deal goes through without restoring Medicaid & ACA subsidies, they will never be restored.
That's a death sentence for millions of Americans but also to the entire republic and economy: Health care is a for-profit business generating TREMENDOUS economic activity & will grind to a halt.
That's a death sentence for millions of Americans but also to the entire republic and economy: Health care is a for-profit business generating TREMENDOUS economic activity & will grind to a halt.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If a budget deal goes through without restoring Medicaid & ACA subsidies, they will never be restored.
That's a death sentence for millions of Americans but also to the entire republic and economy: Health care is a for-profit business generating TREMENDOUS economic activity & will grind to a halt.
That's a death sentence for millions of Americans but also to the entire republic and economy: Health care is a for-profit business generating TREMENDOUS economic activity & will grind to a halt.
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Fuck Schumer and Dem leadership
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fuck Schumer and Dem leadership