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Lex Phatkok🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)
@dnsoccercow.bsky.social
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Transmasc Non-binary, LAc, artist, Thorns/Timbers FC, soccer lover, Enid Collins purse collector, antifascist, Doxie is my co-pilot. Co-owns Detroit City FC & Chattanooga FC. #YNWA They/them
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Whelp, it’s that time of year again! Time to post the XKCD Internet Dependency comic.
XKCD Internet dependency comic. Shows an elaborate structure of various size blocks labeled “All Modern Digital Infrastructure” and down at the bottom one corner of the huge structure is held up by one really skinny short block labeled “A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003”
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Time to post XKCD Internet dependency comic again!
XKCD Internet dependency comic. Shows an elaborate structure of various size blocks labeled “All Modern Digital Infrastructure” and down at the bottom one corner of the huge structure is held up by one really skinny short block labeled “A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003”
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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This didn’t help either!
“Are you aware of the theory that a weasel fuckinb up the Large Hadron Collider in April 2016 shifted us into the wrong timeline? Because it explains EVERYTHING” screenshot of a tweet with an attached article from NPR titled “Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World’s Most Powerful Particle Collider”
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Naw it was that weasel in the Large Hadron Collider in 2016 that sent us down the path of horror and darkness timeline.
“Are you aware of the theory that a weasel fuckinb up the Large Hadron Collider in April 2016 shifted us into the wrong timeline? Because it explains EVERYTHING” screenshot of a tweet with an attached article from NPR titled “Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World’s Most Powerful Particle Collider”
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Sickos guy looking out the window saying, “Yes…Ha Ha Ha…Yes!” meme but instead of saying “sickos” on his chest it says, “Normal well adjusted folks”
August 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Yes!
Sickos guy looking out the window saying, “Yes…Ha Ha Ha…Yes!” meme but instead of saying “sickos” on his chest it says, “Normal well adjusted folks”
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Not 1 regret about doing this! I love my new non-binary chest! Finally what I’ve wanted 4 so many years. Lots of that time I didn’t even know yet what my true self was but now I’m on T & got top surgery I’m finally living as my truth!Feeling comfortable in my body! Feels correct! Meant to be ENBY!
Smiling non-binary person experiencing trans euphoria showing off the results of the top surgery they got several days ago. Their chest is flat with minimal swelling, there is good looking suture line taped down along the incisions across their chest. There are still pen marks from where the surgeon marked the midline and other areas they needed to mark. The results are really excellent looking. This image reflects the joy of getting gender affirming care and shows how beneficial it is.
May 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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One nurses told me they do a different IV type 4 trans folks. I forgot to ask what was different. 🤦🏻 But I did notice the pink & blue colors & w/the white gauze it’s the trans flag! Maybe that’s it.
Oh & the 🖕 is for Joanne & the other bigots out there, esp all that told me I would regret it! Not me!
A persons hand with a pink and blue IV inserted into the back side of their hand. With the white gauze and the white printed script on the IV it makes up the colors of the transgender pride flag. Also the hand is flipping the middle finger to all the shitty bigots who told this person they would regret top surgery and it was mutilation. They don’t regret it and it’s gender affirming care not mutilation. The background is clearly a hospital setting showing this person in a hospital bed with an ugly tan privacy curtain drawn.
May 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Smiling with trans euphoria chonky non-binary person resting several hours post top surgery wearing a binder!
May 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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I miss Penis Girl summer!
An electrical box thingy with graffiti on it that says, “Penis Girlz, The Penis-ing”
May 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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I miss Penis Girl summer!
Electrical box thingy with graffiti on it that says, Penis Girlz The Penis-ing
May 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Hey Nancy:
Rainbow circle and inside transposed over the trans flag colors it says, “Trans PPL existing does nothing negative to your life, you crybaby bitch”
May 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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What?
Tee shirt with Black hole cat with big round white eyes holding a bloody kitchen knife. Text under says, “What?” on it.
May 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Quote tweeted just so I wasn’t the one breaking this!
Screenshot showing 161 reposts of the tweet I’m commenting on.
May 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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And a machete! You need a machete too.
Penguin holding a machete running across icy snow. Text overlaid says “become untarriffable”
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Penguin holding a machete. Text says, “Meanwhile at the Heard and McDonald Islands, penguins say peace was never an option.
April 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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@ngsdetroit.bsky.social Love when a package from Detroit arrives! Thank you for the fast shipping! Y’all are awesome.
Hey that train sticker would make a great patch, just sayin. 😂
Merch from Northern Guard Supporters for Detroit City FC. It’s a motherfucking train sticker, 2025 F bomb scarf, three white with black text f-bomb patches, round NGS crest patch, NGS koozie with a skeleton middle finger on the bottom.
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Purple, white, and green is genderqueer flag. Non-binary flag is yellow, white, purple, and black.
In 2013, a user of the social media site Tumblr coined an abbreviation of nonbinary or N.B., "enby." This word and how people have come to use it is discussed below.[11][12][13] In 2014, Kye Rowan designed the nonbinary flag in response to a call put out for a nonbinary flag that was separate from the genderqueer flag, the final design is shown at the top of this article.[14][15][16] This flag is meant to "represent nonbinary folk who did not feel that the genderqueer flag represented them. This flag was intended to go alongside Marilyn Roxie's genderqueer flag rather than replace it. The flag consists of four stripes. From top to bottom: yellow represents those whose gender exists outside of and without reference to the binary as yellow is often used to distinguish something as its own. White represents those who have many or all genders, as white is the photological presence of color and/or light. The purple stripe represents those who feel their gender is between or a mix of female and male as purple is the mix of traditional boy and girl colors. The purple also could be seen as representing the fluidity and uniqueness of nonbinary people. The final black stripe represents those who feel they are without gender, as black is the photological absence of color and/or light." The nonbinary flag and the genderqueer flag are both options for nonbinary people to use to symbolize themselves, and take different approaches to how to symbolize nonbinary genders.
March 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Here he is on Facebook.
A screenshot of a transphobic bigots Facebook profile. He goes by the name of Rory Bowman. He’s a horrible bigot that sadly has posts that show him to be a fan of the Thorns since at least 2013. He has been kicked out of the stadium for attaching transphobic propaganda to the trans flags in the North End GA Riveter’s supporters section.
March 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Non-binary flag colors in background- from top to bottom stripes of yellow, white, purple, and black. Over this in white text with black shadow outline it says, “We’re not going ANYWHERE!!!” On bottom left corner is a small round imprint that says Nonbinary memes and more with a circle and line starburst non-binary symbol in the middle in white to stand out from the black stripe.
March 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Text in middle flanked on top and bottom by diagonal trans color striping (light blue, pink, white) that says, “Dear Trans Kids. This world is better with you in it and you are worth fighting for.
March 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I’m sweet buttered corn.
Three paint sample chips. One is pale blue and called Sweet Baby Boy. Second is pale pink and called Sweet Baby Girl. Third is light yellow and called Buttered Sweet Corn. The three genders! 😂🤦🏻
March 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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It’s on days like this that I’m reminded of these immortal words by @rayterrill.bsky.social after the home opener in 2016. 🤦🏻😂 #WeSuckAgain #SAIEW #RCTID
Screenshot of a tweet by Ray Terrill @Rayterrill “Ah. We suck again. The TA is mad. Everything is back to the way it should be. 😂😂😎 #SameAsItEverWas #RCTID
February 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Hoes mad!
Seven garden hoes with angry emoji faces on their blades that are shades of orange.
February 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM