Lex Phatkok🏳️⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)
@dnsoccercow.bsky.social
Transmasc Non-binary, LAc, artist, Thorns/Timbers FC, soccer lover, Enid Collins purse collector, antifascist, Doxie is my co-pilot. Co-owns Detroit City FC & Chattanooga FC. #YNWA They/them
“I just get really happy when they finally let Comey shop!” 😂🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“I just get really happy when they finally let Comey shop!” 😂🤣
I’m reading that as not totally ruling out the chance that he’s castrated.
a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
Alt: A very nerdy man is talking to a woman and saying ``so you're telling me there's a chance as he smiles after.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I’m reading that as not totally ruling out the chance that he’s castrated.
Asking the real questions. LMAO
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Asking the real questions. LMAO
Okay so I was actually hoping I’d lose my voice and am a bit bummed I didn’t. I feel like I was going as hard as I could but still feel I should have gone harder. Lol
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Okay so I was actually hoping I’d lose my voice and am a bit bummed I didn’t. I feel like I was going as hard as I could but still feel I should have gone harder. Lol
Oh fuck all the way off with that unvarnished bullshit, just admit you suck and quit, Phailure Phil! You suck, asshole!
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Oh fuck all the way off with that unvarnished bullshit, just admit you suck and quit, Phailure Phil! You suck, asshole!
You just rolled over and gave up! Fuck all the way off, you shameful spineless coward and then resign. Since you probably won’t you need to be voted out in 2028 and then disappear! Can’t wait until I get to piss on your grave! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people
Alt: Gif from Game of Thrones of a religious woman dressed in a grey plain dress like shift wearing a nun type grey head wrap. She’s holding a bell that she’s ringing repeatedly as she walks along saying Shame loudly and repeatedly as a crowd that lines the road is watching Cersei’s shame walk. Cersei is not in the gif.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You just rolled over and gave up! Fuck all the way off, you shameful spineless coward and then resign. Since you probably won’t you need to be voted out in 2028 and then disappear! Can’t wait until I get to piss on your grave! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Reposted by Lex Phatkok🏳️⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)
RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN!
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN!
He’s such a waste of oxygen.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He’s such a waste of oxygen.
Fuck all the way off, you massive waste of oxygen!! #SpinelessCoward
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Fuck all the way off, you massive waste of oxygen!! #SpinelessCoward
Reposted by Lex Phatkok🏳️⚧️💛🤍💜🖤(aka Devin’s Soccer Cow)
Sens. Angus King (D-ME), John Fetterman (D-PA), Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV), Jacky Rosen (D-NV), Tim Kaine (D-VA), Dick Durbin (D-IL), Maggie Hassan (D-NH), Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Chuck Schumer (D-NY).
a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
ALT: a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
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November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sens. Angus King (D-ME), John Fetterman (D-PA), Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV), Jacky Rosen (D-NV), Tim Kaine (D-VA), Dick Durbin (D-IL), Maggie Hassan (D-NH), Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Chuck Schumer (D-NY).
Ahhh okay. That’s valid then. I see what you’re doing now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ahhh okay. That’s valid then. I see what you’re doing now.
At least they didn’t compromise the ACA out of existence.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At least they didn’t compromise the ACA out of existence.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
LMAO but no. The team just sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
LMAO but no. The team just sucks.
I almost lost my voice. My throat is sore tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I almost lost my voice. My throat is sore tonight.
I almost lost my voice. My throat is definitely strained a bit.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I almost lost my voice. My throat is definitely strained a bit.