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Dylan Cook
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Abolish ICE + go birds
Everyone is talking about JMU getting in, but how would Tulane not get the 12 seed over them?
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“We go now to the Lasch Football Building at Penn State University…”
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This was such an uncomfortable interview toward the end that I actually kind of felt bad for the guy…until I reminded myself that he seemingly “can’t recall” hanging out with Epstein after recalling memories from his young adult life in great detail
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I keep trying to think of a sports-adjacent Epstein subject. Josh Harris?? 🤞
So...

I pledged to report an Epstein episode if we can hit 40,000 YouTube views on one of my favorite PTFO episodes ever — which is about competitive bird-watching — by this Tuesday (Dec. 2).

We're currently up to 37,455 😬 youtu.be/ZxoZKGHcjqA?...
Bird-Watching Will Blow Your Mind | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Watching The Game™️ as a Penn State fan can be illustrated on a spectrum between these
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I picked the Cowboys to win because they always go 1-1 against each other. But for it to happen like THAT
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
That has to be the worst Eagles loss of this century
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The kid’s daycare closed abruptly for the day and they said they’ll be closed tomorrow because two of the higher-ranking administrators were “no longer employed effective 11/18/2025.” Drugs?? Money laundering?? The people need to know!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can someone just please print out a fake email thread between Kevin Patullo and Jeffrey Epstein
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
NFL sideline reporter: [literally any question to a player]

Player: we just gotta make plays
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How has Pitt won seven games looking like this
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Enjoying some breakfast beer(s) for LAND GRANT TROPHY DAY
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
That game was so ugly that it might have given YouTube TV some leverage over Disney
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Congratulations to the Eagles for beating the Green Bay Packers and their own coaching staff
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Does the Sodfather work for the Packers now?
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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become ungovernable
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hoagies for dinner as a salute to justice being served? Hell yeah
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Fast, vicious, and sweet” is exactly how I’d describe Tyrese Maxey
Trump seems even more unhinged than usual in these new videos. The transition at the 40-second mark alone is just bizarre: "Leave them alone! WARNING!"

He's shouting and almost slurring his words, to say nothing of the fact that he's threatening to start a new war against Nigeria.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tired: Flyers

Wired: Sixers
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sandwiches don’t kill people, rapidly expanding mustard and onions kill people
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Laughing at a New York Post editor not knowing what “aloof” means
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thinking about how the Phillies made Shohei Ohtani and Yoshinobu Yamamoto look average and feeling #mentally
#ill
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM