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Dylan Cook
@dkcookie37.bsky.social
Abolish ICE + go birds
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“We go now to the Lasch Football Building at Penn State University…”
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Watching The Game™️ as a Penn State fan can be illustrated on a spectrum between these
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I live in a largely red municipality and in my neighborhood alone there are a ton of properties with signs like this. It’s easy to spot the grumpy old Republicans
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We got a live one @treblaw.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What was bro doing.
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kerkering is the worst but let’s not forget
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh my god look at all of those empty seats RIGHT BEHIND HOME PLATE BEFORE 9 PM
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
When I saw what the Vikings defense did to me in fantasy
September 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Like…come on
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
One of my wife’s coworkers posted this to Facebook and I almost choked
September 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I would very much like to try this
September 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Another PCBR banger?
September 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
September 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
National media afraid to anger the Fuhrer: “local police befriends the community! Things are turning around in DC!”
August 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
August 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When you successfully change one (1) electrical outlet without getting fried like Marv in Home Alone 2
August 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I am cackling
August 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
August 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What is Spotify trying to tell me
August 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
July 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me: all preseason college football talk is garbage

Also me:
July 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Robo umps would have this correctly at a 1-0 game, but no, we need a hUmAn ElEmEnT iN tHe GaMe
July 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
July 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM