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Somewhere between T.S. Eliot and Diogenes of Sinope.
Pinned
Here’s the plan for this weekend. First time playing Majora’s Mask Sat/Sun. Probably also playing Hyrule Warriors Friday night but that’s a fluid situation.
Another banger from @infinitebrians.neocities.org !
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The part that surprises me most here is someone under retirement age lives in Ocean City.
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Man this is a guy who worked for him saying that, lol
A former Fetterman advisor texted me: “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
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November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Krystal is spinning! Come jam out.
LETS FUCKING GO WE ARE LIVE BAYBEEEEED
FORTY FIVE MINUTES TIL STREAM YOURE NOT GONNA WANNA MISS THIS

www.twitch.tv/krystalswords
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Back at it again at Pokemon Kreme. Serving up bespoke Game Freak cocktails and taking photos of little guys in Pokemon SNAP

twitch.tv/djweedpizza
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Oh.
forgot how racist she is
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Pedophile President
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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sixers win
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
PLAY THE SONG
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Saying there was no contact is pretty wild
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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ahahaha portnoy ripped his MEATUS (dickhole)
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Lynx winding up with Betts or Miles would be high comedy.
The numbers are in! Here’s how each team stacks up in the WNBA Draft Lottery 2026 👇

Chances are based on each team’s combined record over the past two seasons, with Minnesota and Seattle holding picks via prior trades.

To learn more read here: www.wnba.com/news/wnba-dr...
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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How did the computer hacker get away from the scene of the crime?

She just ransomware.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
She lurks
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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That’s Chekhov. In Ibsen you die while trying to impress a young woman. Or die by suicide. Or from syphilis. Or live, but are abandoned by the people you love most.
The gun introduced in Act 1 goes off?
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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nobody likes you DICKHOLE
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Davis and Carter get their hands on the ball more than AJ does
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Update the Eagles meme to “I’m so bored I’d rather watch the Flyers.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I hate them all and I want to see them destroying each other
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Day 2 of Majora’s! Let’s explore the outer lands and make the moon not crash.

twitch.tv/djweedpizza
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I grew up reading every Calvin and Hobbes book I could get my hands on. I deeply wanted Bill Watterson to draw me in his style. Obviously I don’t think Watterson would ever do it that. Getting a drawing of myself in @mattielubchansky.com style is such a cool thing and now I’m making you look at it!💜
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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WILL IS FREE!!!!
will kim is still in ICE detention
will taeheung kim, a korean american scientist and doctoral candidate with a green card, is still being detained by ICE. he's been in detention since July 21, first at SFO for over a week and then in various ICE facilities all over the country.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM