DJ WEED PIZZA
@djweedpizza.gobirds.online
Somewhere between T.S. Eliot and Diogenes of Sinope.
Pinned
Here’s the plan for this weekend. First time playing Majora’s Mask Sat/Sun. Probably also playing Hyrule Warriors Friday night but that’s a fluid situation.
Another banger from @infinitebrians.neocities.org !
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Another banger from @infinitebrians.neocities.org !
The part that surprises me most here is someone under retirement age lives in Ocean City.
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The part that surprises me most here is someone under retirement age lives in Ocean City.
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Man this is a guy who worked for him saying that, lol
A former Fetterman advisor texted me: “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Man this is a guy who worked for him saying that, lol
Krystal is spinning! Come jam out.
LETS FUCKING GO WE ARE LIVE BAYBEEEEED
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Krystal is spinning! Come jam out.
Back at it again at Pokemon Kreme. Serving up bespoke Game Freak cocktails and taking photos of little guys in Pokemon SNAP
twitch.tv/djweedpizza
twitch.tv/djweedpizza
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Back at it again at Pokemon Kreme. Serving up bespoke Game Freak cocktails and taking photos of little guys in Pokemon SNAP
twitch.tv/djweedpizza
twitch.tv/djweedpizza
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Oh.
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh.
Pedophile President
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Pedophile President
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sixers win
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sixers win
Saying there was no contact is pretty wild
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Saying there was no contact is pretty wild
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ahahaha portnoy ripped his MEATUS (dickhole)
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
ahahaha portnoy ripped his MEATUS (dickhole)
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Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.
The Lynx winding up with Betts or Miles would be high comedy.
The numbers are in! Here’s how each team stacks up in the WNBA Draft Lottery 2026 👇
Chances are based on each team’s combined record over the past two seasons, with Minnesota and Seattle holding picks via prior trades.
To learn more read here: www.wnba.com/news/wnba-dr...
Chances are based on each team’s combined record over the past two seasons, with Minnesota and Seattle holding picks via prior trades.
To learn more read here: www.wnba.com/news/wnba-dr...
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The Lynx winding up with Betts or Miles would be high comedy.
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How did the computer hacker get away from the scene of the crime?
She just ransomware.
She just ransomware.
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How did the computer hacker get away from the scene of the crime?
She just ransomware.
She just ransomware.
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That’s Chekhov. In Ibsen you die while trying to impress a young woman. Or die by suicide. Or from syphilis. Or live, but are abandoned by the people you love most.
The gun introduced in Act 1 goes off?
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That’s Chekhov. In Ibsen you die while trying to impress a young woman. Or die by suicide. Or from syphilis. Or live, but are abandoned by the people you love most.
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nobody likes you DICKHOLE
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
nobody likes you DICKHOLE
Davis and Carter get their hands on the ball more than AJ does
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Davis and Carter get their hands on the ball more than AJ does
Update the Eagles meme to “I’m so bored I’d rather watch the Flyers.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Update the Eagles meme to “I’m so bored I’d rather watch the Flyers.”
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I hate them all and I want to see them destroying each other
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I hate them all and I want to see them destroying each other
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I grew up reading every Calvin and Hobbes book I could get my hands on. I deeply wanted Bill Watterson to draw me in his style. Obviously I don’t think Watterson would ever do it that. Getting a drawing of myself in @mattielubchansky.com style is such a cool thing and now I’m making you look at it!💜
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I grew up reading every Calvin and Hobbes book I could get my hands on. I deeply wanted Bill Watterson to draw me in his style. Obviously I don’t think Watterson would ever do it that. Getting a drawing of myself in @mattielubchansky.com style is such a cool thing and now I’m making you look at it!💜
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NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
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WILL IS FREE!!!!
will kim is still in ICE detention
will taeheung kim, a korean american scientist and doctoral candidate with a green card, is still being detained by ICE. he's been in detention since July 21, first at SFO for over a week and then in various ICE facilities all over the country.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
WILL IS FREE!!!!