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Joe Albright
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Soon to be old man. UT Austin alumnus. Cradle Episcopalian. I don’t answer DM’s unless I know you. 💙 🇺🇦
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If you hit a cop, you go to jail, unless you're white. Then you get a pardon and maybe a cabinet job.
June 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Hypocrisy. Leave it to Leavitt.
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Now that’s a split-screen. ⛳️

@wsj.com
April 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who surrender their eggs to the US market.

by Howard Lutnick
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Do you know whose pensions aren’t being affected by Trump? Your Congressman and Senators. Call them and give them hell!
April 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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If you know anyone that takes Sprycell, please let them know !!!
🚨 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏! 📢

We just dropped the price of all Dasatinib strengths by over 90% on costplusdrugs.com!

Why? Because our pricing model is simple:
When we get a lower price, you get a lower price.

🔗 www.costplusdrugs.com/medications/...
March 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Lol
March 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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I just told Leeroy that the signal leak wasn’t really a big deal
March 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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If you can “sneak onto” a signal chat, prolly shouldn’t have used signal right?
March 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Exactly
Ossoff: This is what happens when you have Fox News personalities cosplaying as government officials.
March 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I laughed so loudly at this, I snorted.
March 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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“Scientists are already considering moving trials to other institutions, which will mean veterans are no longer first in line for participation, and could cause millions of dollars in research funds to go to waste…”

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/09/u...
Chaos at the V.A.: Inside the DOGE Cuts Disrupting the Veterans Agency
Clinical trials have been delayed, contracts canceled and support staff fired. With deeper cuts coming, some are warning of potential harms to veterans.
www.nytimes.com
March 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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“I won’t forget” ?
March 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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They want to gut Medicaid, and give billionaires more tax breaks. That’s the real story.
March 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I just cleaned my kitchen floor using only my feet
and some baby wipes without spilling my wine, if
anyone needs a life coach.
March 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Sadly, it’s time to revive this 2017 TIME cover.
March 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Budzinski: "We saw just yesterday another round of layoffs at the VA -- 1,400 more people. When we're trying to address veterans suicide rates, when you're cutting jobs for folks that are actually answering those suicide hotlines, how is that in the service of our veterans?"
February 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.
February 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
February 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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How much of Congress’ 6.5 billion for operations will be cut?
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This seems bad
February 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM