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DJ Meph
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djmeph.bsky.social
Trump: *watching the twin towers fall* Someday I'll use this to get away with sex crimes
lyndagood.bsky.social LyndaGood @lyndagood.bsky.social · 3d
Mike Johnson’s latest excuse is nothing more than the same old Washington sleight of hand: slap a “national security” sticker on something politically inconvenient and hope the public shuts up.
Pay attention to how Mike Johnson is trying to shift the narrative today - he's saying some Epstein files can't be released because they're intelligence products and would harm national security. @angrystaffer.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
djmeph.bsky.social
The Big Beautiful BJ
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
djmeph.bsky.social
Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human
accountablegop.bsky.social Republican Accountability @accountablegop.bsky.social · 8d
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
djmeph.bsky.social
BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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brian.delightfullyweird.blog
I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
"If Mamdami wins, I'm leaving New York"
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado
New York City Too Early to Call Zohran Mamdami - 50.2% Andrew Cuomo - 40.8% Curtis Sliwa - 8.2%
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
Dems are going to bring a holographic Dick Cheny on their campaign events, aren't they
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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mattielubchansky.com
ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
A sycophantic ChatGPT user create a toxic positive feedback loop
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant Mar 20, 2017 MISFITS: Halloween is fun. We're spooky monsters SAMHAIN: Halloween is scary. We love the occult DANZIG: I am so horny and I want to die
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
djmeph.bsky.social
Peak sanewashing
ABC News: What does Trump mean by 'nuclear testing?'
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
Andrew "just some guy" Mothballs Johnson or whatever wasn't stripped of his titles because he's a pedophile. The crown has been involved in numerous sex pest and trafficking cover-ups. He was punished for embarrassing the family. Kind of calls into question the whole idea of a monarch.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
Has anyone seen my monkeys? They are not well.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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davejorgenson.bsky.social
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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ianboudreau.com
Here's something to think about: The people wouldn't have hated Frankenstein if he played football
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
I immediately cashed my $5,000 check from George Soros and bought 786 grilled cheese burritos #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.
@its_me_jd_again: So I got a gig for a commercial, and was extremely excited to finally be getting back to filiming. Spent half the day shooting and had a great time with the crew, they were all extremely professional. Had that... things are finally getting back to normal feeling. But... I get a phone call from my agent letting me know they will not be using my spot and they can't have someone who is an influencer for J6. Then they go on to tell my agent that she should have told them about me being a J6er. This is the unfortunate norm for us J6ers. Will we ever really have closure, will J6 always be a stain on our lives? It's a great thing I have a God that is bigger than all this. As for me, I will continue to move forward.
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
djmeph.bsky.social
Maybe Barron Trump can bankrupt TikTok 🙏
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
djmeph.bsky.social
Amazing. Five-star shitpost.
gremlin.world Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 → Streaming Mini-hiatus! @gremlin.world · Oct 5
I will never not repost this

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October 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
djmeph.bsky.social
I done told y'all Bill Burr ain't shit
October 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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lorak.bsky.social
elon musk has been making so many false assertions about history & politics. this one in particular made me guffaw.
post on x / twitter by @elonmusk “Funny to think that Bill Clinton's policies when he was President were essentially MAGA” sept. 28, 2025 34.7 million views screenshot from clintonwhitehouse5.archives.gov “Childhood Immunizations The President launched a major childhood immunization effort to increase the number of children who were being immunized. Since 1993, childhood immunization rates have reached all-time highs, with 90 percent or more of America's toddlers receiving critical vaccines for children by age 2. Vaccination levels are nearly the same for preschool children of all racial and ethnic groups, narrowing a gap estimated to be as wide as 26 percentage points a generation ago. May 20 August 10 Motor Voter Registration Signed The Clinton Administration made it easier for millions of Americans to register to vote by allowing registration at the same time they get a driver's license. The Motor Voter law led to the registration of more than 28 million new voters, more registered voters than the passage of the 26th Amendment, which lowered the voting age to 18 years. (PL 103- 31, signed 5/20/93). Clinton-Gore Deficit Reduction Plan Enacted Passed without a single Republican vote, the Clinton-Gore Administration's economic plan established fiscal discipline by slashing the deficit in half — the largest deficit reduction plan in history while making important investments in our economic future, including education, health care, and science and technology research. This legislation also extended the life of the Medicare Trust Fund by three years. Fiscal discipline established by the Clinton-Gore Administration has turned the largest deficits in our country's history into the largest surplus. (PL 103-66, signed 8/10/93)…”
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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veryimportant.lawyer
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
djmeph.bsky.social
Relieved for the New York criminal voters that no longer have to choose between two criminals
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM