DJ Meph
@djmeph.bsky.social
Uday has secured the cocaine supply
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Uday has secured the cocaine supply
Congratulations to Mamdami, reducing crime in New York on his first day!
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Congratulations to Mamdami, reducing crime in New York on his first day!
They should replace Obama's basketball court with a diaper changing station, which would serve two purposes. Leavitt can use it to change her boss's diaper when he shits himself, and for Uday Trump to blow lines of coke.
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They should replace Obama's basketball court with a diaper changing station, which would serve two purposes. Leavitt can use it to change her boss's diaper when he shits himself, and for Uday Trump to blow lines of coke.
I keep seeing this headline about the three remaining people named in We didn't start the fire, and it's just hilarious to me that everyone just forgot Bono is still alive.
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I keep seeing this headline about the three remaining people named in We didn't start the fire, and it's just hilarious to me that everyone just forgot Bono is still alive.
Curtis Jackson for Attorney General
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Curtis Jackson for Attorney General
Petition to rename Christmas "A New Hope" and the Council of Nicea "The Empire Strikes Back"
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Petition to rename Christmas "A New Hope" and the Council of Nicea "The Empire Strikes Back"
@mcuban.bsky.social out here sending smoke signals to four ghosts tonight
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social out here sending smoke signals to four ghosts tonight
Dr Mehmet Oz meeting Donald Trump for the first time
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dr Mehmet Oz meeting Donald Trump for the first time
You might think it doesn't get much better watching Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get knocked out in the same weekend, but ...
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You might think it doesn't get much better watching Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get knocked out in the same weekend, but ...
The irony isn't lost on me that Trump's threat to Venezuela was how Saddam Hussein started his invasion of Kuwait.
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The irony isn't lost on me that Trump's threat to Venezuela was how Saddam Hussein started his invasion of Kuwait.
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This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
Jesus Christ it's a Lion, get in the car!
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jesus Christ it's a Lion, get in the car!
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Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025
Valve released the statistics from the Steam Hardware & Software Survey for November 2025, which shows once again that Linux use is trending nicely upwards.
www.gamingonlinux.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Trump: *watching the twin towers fall* Someday I'll use this to get away with sex crimes
Mike Johnson’s latest excuse is nothing more than the same old Washington sleight of hand: slap a “national security” sticker on something politically inconvenient and hope the public shuts up.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump: *watching the twin towers fall* Someday I'll use this to get away with sex crimes
Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human
BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
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I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊
"If Mamdami wins, I'm leaving New York"
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"If Mamdami wins, I'm leaving New York"
This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado
Dems are going to bring a holographic Dick Cheny on their campaign events, aren't they
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dems are going to bring a holographic Dick Cheny on their campaign events, aren't they
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ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind