DJ Meph
@djmeph.bsky.social
BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado
Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.
Finally, it's go outside weather in Michigan.
August 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Finally, it's go outside weather in Michigan.
And he had a Pepsi with Kylie Jenner
July 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
And he had a Pepsi with Kylie Jenner
Back in the day we used to say, "Twitter, do you thing"
July 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Back in the day we used to say, "Twitter, do you thing"
They're coming after my vape clouds
July 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They're coming after my vape clouds
Taekwondodos ... ATTACK!
July 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Taekwondodos ... ATTACK!
Get your concentration camp merch and pay less at Menard's
July 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Get your concentration camp merch and pay less at Menard's
You can take the beaver killer out of the wiener, but you can't take the wiener out of the beaver killer
June 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You can take the beaver killer out of the wiener, but you can't take the wiener out of the beaver killer
A wise man once said, "If you ain't eatin Benihanas, get the fuck out. I'm out here"
June 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A wise man once said, "If you ain't eatin Benihanas, get the fuck out. I'm out here"
160 billion spicy potato soft tacos
May 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
160 billion spicy potato soft tacos
I actually have a letterpress tattoo on my left forearm. It's hilariously disgusting how obviously fake this is. Even more disgusting that his sycophants will buy the con. Trump is desperate to make this look legit because his entire argument hinges on this being a foreign policy issue.
April 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I actually have a letterpress tattoo on my left forearm. It's hilariously disgusting how obviously fake this is. Even more disgusting that his sycophants will buy the con. Trump is desperate to make this look legit because his entire argument hinges on this being a foreign policy issue.
Jesus died so you wouldn't have to lose more retirement money today
April 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Jesus died so you wouldn't have to lose more retirement money today
Have you considered you can not do that
April 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Have you considered you can not do that
Last year I became a board member of #Penguicon, the Midwests's favorite open source convention. We determined there wasn't enough funds for a 3-day event this year, so we are holding a Masquerade Gala fundraiser to fund next year's event. Tickets can be purchased at x.djmeph.wtf/masc
April 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Last year I became a board member of #Penguicon, the Midwests's favorite open source convention. We determined there wasn't enough funds for a 3-day event this year, so we are holding a Masquerade Gala fundraiser to fund next year's event. Tickets can be purchased at x.djmeph.wtf/masc