granny slapper
@dishwash.bsky.social
hi, im Hermes and i post sometimes
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they're not quite particularly good as a fry alternative
People who like sweet potato fries are indulging in some performative ballshit I hate them so much I want them to die
April 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
they're not quite particularly good as a fry alternative
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🙌 There are now over 1,000 accounts on Bluesky that use an itchio handle. Follow them here bsky.app/profile/itch...
And here's how you can set your own up: itch.io/t/4291217/us...
And here's how you can set your own up: itch.io/t/4291217/us...
User Profile Links Update - Developer Updates
Today we’ve deployed some new profile link options and a few improved social media integration features. You can now add links to your Bluesky, Mastodon, and Threads accounts from your account setting
itch.io
January 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🙌 There are now over 1,000 accounts on Bluesky that use an itchio handle. Follow them here bsky.app/profile/itch...
And here's how you can set your own up: itch.io/t/4291217/us...
And here's how you can set your own up: itch.io/t/4291217/us...
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them
January 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them
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I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
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This is a fascinating turn of events
January 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is a fascinating turn of events
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January 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
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Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
January 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
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I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me.
In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.
In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.
January 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me.
In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.
In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.
Literally nothing but a popularity award. Here's hoping we have an actual game and not your estranged bigoted uncle's soulslike win this year
Seeing that Black Myth Wukong won in multiple categories *and* Game of the Year in the Steam 2024 GOTY awards does not scream user vote brigading at all. No sir.
January 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Literally nothing but a popularity award. Here's hoping we have an actual game and not your estranged bigoted uncle's soulslike win this year
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tf2 comic ending after 7 years
December 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
tf2 comic ending after 7 years
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While fake dopamine may provide temporary pleasure, it's the natural highs of real dopamine that lead to lasting happiness and fulfillment.
December 22, 2024 at 8:09 PM
While fake dopamine may provide temporary pleasure, it's the natural highs of real dopamine that lead to lasting happiness and fulfillment.
Scariest moment of my life was when my friend pulled out snorting tobacco, took some in front of us and said "you want some? its pretty cool" outright bone-chilling fear. how
Well, well, well vaping is dangerous now, huh? Now remind me again how I made the “wrong choice” by sticking with good old fashioned snorting tobacco
January 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Scariest moment of my life was when my friend pulled out snorting tobacco, took some in front of us and said "you want some? its pretty cool" outright bone-chilling fear. how
Can't believe I've been sleeping on State of decay 2 this whole time this shit SLAPS
January 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Can't believe I've been sleeping on State of decay 2 this whole time this shit SLAPS
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Happy New Year! 🥳💨
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Happy New Year! 🥳💨
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so. those steam awards huh
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
so. those steam awards huh
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Today is the last day you can post this picture
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Today is the last day you can post this picture
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!!!!!
December 29, 2024 at 4:43 PM
!!!!!
fucking sick of engagement bait. be better than that.
December 25, 2024 at 10:14 AM
fucking sick of engagement bait. be better than that.
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the most important things for me in a videogame are quality of life and respecting the player's time
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
the most important things for me in a videogame are quality of life and respecting the player's time