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dildomancy.bsky.social
femboy will riker
@dildomancy.bsky.social
(not the actor)

under 18 dni
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Throwing popcorn at you and booing because your take was so bad
Anyone know how long you have to be on T to stop sounding like two kids in a trench coat trying to buy beer
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
reboot austin powers
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
best part of ZA is you can refuse to talk to cops. but she does plant "mints" on you afterwards
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Judy Hopp being a uniformed police officer was tonedeaf in 2016 and things haven't exactly improved
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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i open the door to greet my boyfriend and almost immediately i'm hit with "judy hopps is the gal gadot of the furry fandom"
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Mega frost ass is A+++ design, she's so cool
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thinking abt how the captain was born with anime eyes
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
dear press on nail manufacturers: please make more iridescent/sporty colors for mascs, they make my fingers look like racecars
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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someone loves the fleece catnip christmas house
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Mr mamdani please come talk to my dad
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Me when the guy who’s plowing my wife gets me a new switch game to keep me busy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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trump is further left than the baileys
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what the fuck would Connor MacGregor have to say in a stand up special in Seattle that wouldn't get him killed
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Jealous of the guys sitting next to us who are exchanging homemade kimchi / marmalade and chatting about the mariners
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
thinking abt star wars erotica after being on depo provera for 5 years got me feeling like rock Lee without the weights
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Intrusive thought of the day: a data aggregator whose mascot is the Data Gator and he looks like this
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The dark side of the moon is just the normal side of the moon to a twisted guy like me
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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If Pink floyd weren't on drugs the album probably would have been called Regular Side of the Moon
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I know it's shot day cuz im bitch crying while singing along with abba
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I would eat most of the nubbies
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
big same I love amaura
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM