JM Schott
@dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social
Sometimes sweet, often sassy, always genuine. ENFJ. Happy to have found the Patrick to my David.
“She wore the dress, and I stayed home!”
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
“She wore the dress, and I stayed home!”
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
there are four types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
there are four types of guys online. no exceptions
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More like Olivia Nunz of my business you didn't have to say this out loud, amirite
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
More like Olivia Nunz of my business you didn't have to say this out loud, amirite
Oh, we don’t nearly enough time for that.
It's existential crisis Tuesday! Post your internal dread.
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh, we don’t nearly enough time for that.
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Seeing this is even more shocking than reading about it. It’d be a career ender in a normal world.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Seeing this is even more shocking than reading about it. It’d be a career ender in a normal world.
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Nicole watching the world find out why she left her ex
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Nicole watching the world find out why she left her ex
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Here the first one
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Here the first one
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They made a sequel to last year’s TikTok. Genius. 🩷💚
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They made a sequel to last year’s TikTok. Genius. 🩷💚
Are we sure this wasn’t written by ChatGPT…?
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Are we sure this wasn’t written by ChatGPT…?
They probably already know, but sharing this especially for @craigcanteven.bsky.social and @kevinddaly.bsky.social .
Tonight and on November 24th TCM is showing an amazing selection of films to celebrate Trans Images on Film. Several of these films are rarely, if ever, shown on TV today.
www.tcm.com/articles/Pro...
www.tcm.com/articles/Pro...
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
They probably already know, but sharing this especially for @craigcanteven.bsky.social and @kevinddaly.bsky.social .
🥴🥴🥴
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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One fun surprise while watching Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, is seeing Dabney Coleman and Marian Mercer (who played Mr. and Mrs. Hart in 9 to 5) acting together.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One fun surprise while watching Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, is seeing Dabney Coleman and Marian Mercer (who played Mr. and Mrs. Hart in 9 to 5) acting together.
This was almost the theme of my Senior Prom. (My school didn’t quite understand the difference between themes and titles.)
“Truly. Madly. Deeply.” won.
“Truly. Madly. Deeply.” won.
Something About the Way You Look Tonight absolutely underrated mid period Elton
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This was almost the theme of my Senior Prom. (My school didn’t quite understand the difference between themes and titles.)
“Truly. Madly. Deeply.” won.
“Truly. Madly. Deeply.” won.
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“We should know less about each other” they thought reading about the current president’s sexual past with a former president
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“We should know less about each other” they thought reading about the current president’s sexual past with a former president
I wish I could go back to when I didn’t understand this. 🥴
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I wish I could go back to when I didn’t understand this. 🥴
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
I always thought it was “bowled-face lie” because it smacks you in the face like a bowling ball
theres a common misconception that the phrase is "bold faced lie" so don't feel bad if you didn't know this but actually it's "boiled faced lie"—everyone but you just has a southern accent
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I always thought it was “bowled-face lie” because it smacks you in the face like a bowling ball
Third grade JM would be ecstatic to know he finally got his hair to do “the cool thing”…
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Third grade JM would be ecstatic to know he finally got his hair to do “the cool thing”…
We can’t get The Wuzzles or the enormous backlog of cartoon shorts, but we can get this crap?
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We can’t get The Wuzzles or the enormous backlog of cartoon shorts, but we can get this crap?
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Every single accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.
Kristi Noem blasts “foreigners” for dangerous driving. According to the Rapid City Journal, that state’s court records show Noem had 20 speeding tickets dating back to 1989, alongside other violations, including failure to stop at an intersection and invalid license plates.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Every single accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.