JM Schott
@dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social
Sometimes sweet, often sassy, always genuine. ENFJ. Happy to have found the Patrick to my David.
I….always just assumed it was about masturbation.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I….always just assumed it was about masturbation.
Beetlejuice looked better.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Beetlejuice looked better.
Aren’t vampires nocturnal creatures? 😘
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Aren’t vampires nocturnal creatures? 😘
And yet, *she* passed the bar when KK can’t…
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
And yet, *she* passed the bar when KK can’t…
I didn’t even know he’d started it 😅
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I didn’t even know he’d started it 😅
The Quintessence of Paul
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Quintessence of Paul
She’s brilliant. I first saw it in high school, and while I liked it, I didn’t *get* it. However, now that I’m older, I appreciate it in a way I couldn’t before.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
She’s brilliant. I first saw it in high school, and while I liked it, I didn’t *get* it. However, now that I’m older, I appreciate it in a way I couldn’t before.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sure is!! And sure did!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sure is!! And sure did!!
“Who wants to be a skinny old pencil? I’d rather be a happy magic marker!”
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Who wants to be a skinny old pencil? I’d rather be a happy magic marker!”
Oh, Lisa…
Growing up, Blair was my favorite. But I’ve come to realize, I’m very much a Natalie.
Growing up, Blair was my favorite. But I’ve come to realize, I’m very much a Natalie.
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh, Lisa…
Growing up, Blair was my favorite. But I’ve come to realize, I’m very much a Natalie.
Growing up, Blair was my favorite. But I’ve come to realize, I’m very much a Natalie.
Sorry—I know you know this. I just thought perhaps that was causing the confusion.
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sorry—I know you know this. I just thought perhaps that was causing the confusion.
Charlotte Rae sang it for the first season, when they had all the extra girls.
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Charlotte Rae sang it for the first season, when they had all the extra girls.