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Here’s my opinion on the new typescript compiler:

You should write programs in the language you want to.
March 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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not sure why people are getting my /s for sarcastic confused with my /s for sincere
February 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Worth nothing Google AI is not the best source of information 😬
February 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume, on a unicycle.

You're welcome.
February 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
By all rights, this should be my main platform but I can't seem to get into it.
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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NEW EPISODE!

Our esteemed guests @justinschuh.com and @matthewdgreen.bsky.social joined us to debate whether
`Dual_EC_DRBG` was intentionally backdoored by the NSA or 'just' a major fuckup:

securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/12/07/d...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0eo...
Dual_EC_DRBG with Justin Schuh and Matthew Green
YouTube video by Security Cryptography Whatever
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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you just wanted to be liked by strangers, which is the fundamental hamartia we share.
December 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Brb googling.
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Being an internet personality is an absolutely idiotic career choice for a man who hates conflict. How did I end up here...
December 23, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Mossad's exploding pager op began 10 yrs ago with explosives in walkie-talkies. Hezbollah bought 16,000+ of these, but Mossad didn't detonate them until this yr. In 2022 Mossad began booby-trapping pagers too. Unlike walkie-talkies, which only got worn in battle, Hezbollah wore pagers all the time
Israel's spy agency, Mossad, spent years orchestrating Hezbollah walkie-talkie, pager plots
Retired Israeli case agents behind Mossad's boobytrapped pagers and walkie-talkies in Lebanon explain how they got Hezbollah to buy the devices and the plots' impact on the Middle East.
www.cbsnews.com
December 23, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Buxton's persistence in challenging the Tuskegee Syphilis Study is a reminder of the willful ignorance of the scientific and medical establishments to racial (and other forms of) injustice. Today we see it in the refusal to ban (or even regulate) the pulse oximeter. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Peter Buxtun Exposed the Notorious Tuskegee Syphilis Scandal
For years, he tried to expose the Tuskegee syphilis study – but no one would listen.
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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neondatabase / neon: Neon: Serverless Postgres. We separated storage and compute to offer autoscaling, code-like database branching, and scale to zero. ★15513 https://github.com/neondatabase/neon
neondatabase / neon
Neon: Serverless Postgres. We separated storage and compute to offer autoscaling, code-like database branching, and scale to zero.
github.com
December 21, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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@safety.bsky.app when you make a vague post about bots tomorrow, remember to tag me
Thanks <3
December 20, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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Okay I'm going to sleep now, but for the folks asleep now, or just waking up;
I got banned! I appealed and was denied! And yet here I am! Posting from my silly account.
My aaron tracking bot got banned though, Cause aaron liked a porn scraper bot and didn't like that it was public.
Anyway, im alive🥰
December 20, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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as a quick note. Yes, the bot i made posted what Aaron liked. No, I did not make the posts.
I was out drinking with friends. I tried to reply to a post but was told my account was removed. I didn't know what the bot posted until others posted screenshots.
December 20, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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so you're telling me the head of bluesky trust and safety got caught in 4K liking porn bot posts like a pervert and as a mid-jerkoff panic response banned the trans woman who made the bot that noticed it? is that about the size of things?
December 20, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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???????????????????????? what the fuck

Discord mod ass behaviour
December 20, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Juni made a funny bot that would simply post whenever Aaron did something on his official account

it posted that he liked one of those porn scraper accounts' posts and juni was soon permabanned after a bunch of people quoted it & laughed because it's funny
December 20, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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He’s done! Just in time to send him to his new home for the holidays.
December 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."

I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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You can measure an economy's actual, real life, concrete health by: are people able to do their own weird shit?

Do they have money to survive doing their weird shit? Do they have the free time to do that weird shit?

Fuck the metrics, just look for the dirtbags and artists and musicians and writers
December 16, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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bouba is wet
kiki is cold
baba is you
December 17, 2024 at 4:45 AM