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Please don’t DM me looking to make any kind of sale. The answer is no.
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
how does toad from mario reproduce. spores? does he fuck?

i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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patrickworld.bsky.social
I think the craziest thing about Epstein is that he didn’t live long enough to get pardoned
December 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a guy says to another guy - “which fo today, ai slop or anti-ai slop?” guy says “ uhhh do you have ai neutral slop?” first guy says “ai neutral or ai agnostic?” second guy says “yknow what im just gonna shoot myself behind a waffle house
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Bolero's New Sweater - Gator Days
Bolero's New Sweater - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Bolero has received a new sweater for Christmas! It seems to be a few sizes too big. He can't even fit his arms through the sleeves. His mom isn't too worried. Tammy: Looks like your new sweater is too big. Panel 2 Bolero lifts an arm and watches the rest of the sleeve be pulled down by gravity. Tammy: You'll just have to grow into it. Panel 3 Bolero begins to lift the back of the neckline of the sweater upward. Tammy: You can take it off. Panel 4 Bolero has the sweater covering the back of his head and he's lifting the arms so the sleeves flop around in the air. He feels like a medieval peasant working tirelessly in the fields. Perhaps one plotting treason against the king. Bolero: I love this. Tammy: Really? Bolero: Can I wear it to school?
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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theonion.com
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect https://theonion.com/musk-signals-willingness-to-bid-more-than-97-billion-to-acquire-respect/
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A guy is walking through a park. He's wearing a yellow cap backwards, purple puffy coat, and orange sweater with vertical stripes. He has brown hair poking through the back of the cap. He's saying "HAHA! So, funny story. When I was a kid ..." Panel 2: He raises his hand to continue to speaking to someone next to him, and maintains a happy smile as he says "Open Brackets Most Traumatic Shit I've Ever Heard Close Brackets". Panel 3: Shen, who was walking next to him with a red coat on top of his usual yellow hoodie, looks forward, stunned and wide-eyed. Panel 4: Shen, still wide-eyed, puts his hand on his shoulder as the first guy continues to smile innocently.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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chilliania.bsky.social
Why is Wario’s ass so phat
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATIN CHILLEN THINKIN ABOUT DA WORLD "EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY, OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE " - 1. SIEZE ALL WEALTH OF ANYONE WORTH MORE THEN $100,000,000 2. IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR WEALTH SIEZED THEN GIVE IT AWAY MF 3. USE ONE TIME WEALTH TAX TO PAY FOR FOOD, HOUSING, SCHOOL, HEALTHCARE, AND LETS BE REAL HERE, WERE GONNA BUY SOME GALLOW'S , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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hawkeye8.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office on an off day for a work emergency. He's had to leave his son with a co-worker, Iris, while he takes care of things and has just wrapped it up. He's picking up Gustopher now. August: I'm done. Thanks for watching- Gustopher: DAD! Panel 2 Gustopher is filled with an unreasonable amount of energy. In his hand is an energy drink that says "INFINITE ENERGY - Insomnia Flavored". Mistakes were made. He speaks rapidly, loudly, and with no respect from proper sentence structure. Gustopher: IRIS LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT AN ENERGY DRINK AND IT'S SO GOOD CAN WE GET SOME FOR HOME AND WE WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND IRIS YELLED AT SOMEONE. Panel 3 August stares at his son with a mixture of exhaustion, surprise, and just the slightest amount of amusement that he knows will not last. Iris hopes this will dissuade August from putting her in this situation again unless it is absolutely necessary. Gustopher: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD YELL THIS LOUD! Panel 4 Iris: He's a good kid. Good luck. Gustopher: I'M SHAKING! Gustopher is vibrating. His face is not exploding. All things considered, August thinks that this day could have had far worse outcomes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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litterboxcomics.com
A comic about math homework -with previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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raptorbreath.bsky.social
alfredo sauce is a type of chocolate.
very few know this
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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catgirlfingies.quest
lol
Two cartoony characters crying in a wasteland saying What happened to modern gaming?! There is no passion anymore... The next frame is a person sitting in a chair playing a game thr tv says indie. They're in a lovely forest with so many plants
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
No Children (Part 2) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 2) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August was called into work for an emergency and he's asked his co-worker, Iris, to watch his son while he deals with the crisis. She begrudgingly agrees, but is not enthusiastic about having to watch a child. Gustopher has found a random photo and is asking about it. Gustopher: Who is this? Iris: My husband. Gustopher: Any pictures of your kids? Iris: We don't have any. Panel 2 Gustopher finds this odd. He thought everyone had kids when they got married. Gustopher: Why? Iris: Because I eat kids who ask too many questions. Panel 3 Gustopher knows that adults are joking when they say stuff like but can't help but feel that Iris sounded too serious when she said it. He look back to see her sipping menacingly from a mug that says "BOAR FACE". Panel 4 Gustopher: I can't tell if you're joking. Iris: Me too.
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
come on, dude
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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lincolnproject.us
Trump's ballroom is closed for the night.
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
how could I forget?
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SPOLIER ALERT IT AINT THAT REAL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN TUNNEL "INTERNET IS TERRIBLE REAL LIFE IS WORSE , GOING TO BED BEFORE DINNER KICKS A$$ , NITE NITE, SAVE ON GROCIES, ZZZZZ " - YOU MIGHT THINK THAT IF YOU TELL PEOPLE TO TAKE TO THE WOOD'S THAT THE WOOD'S WILL BE CROWDED , BUT PEPOLE DONT DO WHAT I SAY, THEY DO WHAT AUTHORITYS TELL THEM, WHETHER ITS THERE BOSS OR THE TV OR THE PHONE , AND SOMETIMES THEY THINK A GUY RECORDING A VIDEO IN HIS CAR IS A AUTHORITY , BUT HONESTLEY , DONT DO WHAT I SAY, BECUASE I DOT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, AND I DONT WANT ANY ONE ELSE HERE IN THE WOOD'S ,,,, AND BESIDES THERE NO CELL SIGNAL OUT HERE SO "STAY AWAY" "SORRY" "MY WOOD'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM