Habibitch
@devilarshiee.bsky.social
My nickname is Gillette because I'm the best a man can get. Also I will cut you.
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What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
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I’m finally playing Breath of the Wild, and I’m so jealous of this little iPhone thing Link carries around.
It gives him superpowers? I turn on my iPhone and it just makes me depressed.
It gives him superpowers? I turn on my iPhone and it just makes me depressed.
February 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m finally playing Breath of the Wild, and I’m so jealous of this little iPhone thing Link carries around.
It gives him superpowers? I turn on my iPhone and it just makes me depressed.
It gives him superpowers? I turn on my iPhone and it just makes me depressed.
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January 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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white boys arent saying inshallah anymore
January 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
white boys arent saying inshallah anymore
My sense of humour is messed up. I always laugh when i see someone commenting ‘im on prep’ on hot guys video
December 31, 2024 at 2:22 AM
My sense of humour is messed up. I always laugh when i see someone commenting ‘im on prep’ on hot guys video
My go to christmas movies: the holiday, last holiday, home alone and love actually
December 27, 2024 at 2:42 PM
My go to christmas movies: the holiday, last holiday, home alone and love actually
Not looking forward to next year coz I have to wfo 3 times a week.
December 27, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Not looking forward to next year coz I have to wfo 3 times a week.
No offense. As much as i hate twitter rn, they still have heaps of unhinged funny tweeters compared to bluesky. The amount of insane tweets I’ve seen on Luigi, I don’t think I’ll abandon twitter just yet
December 11, 2024 at 5:01 PM
No offense. As much as i hate twitter rn, they still have heaps of unhinged funny tweeters compared to bluesky. The amount of insane tweets I’ve seen on Luigi, I don’t think I’ll abandon twitter just yet
I was named after my mum’s cousin. She hoped that i’d achieve great things like my uncle. The only great things I’ve conquered are dicks. Lah
Here is an interesting question for all of you.
Do you know the reasoning behind the name your parents gave you? Like were you named after another loved one? A celebrity?
Or were you named after a special place or something unique?
Do you know the reasoning behind the name your parents gave you? Like were you named after another loved one? A celebrity?
Or were you named after a special place or something unique?
December 11, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I was named after my mum’s cousin. She hoped that i’d achieve great things like my uncle. The only great things I’ve conquered are dicks. Lah
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I’m thinking Mangione blew it when we went to McDonald’s. He goes to a Waffle House and someone hides the gun for him and probably keeps it, he goes to a Popeyes and nobody is talking to the cops, he goes to a Starbucks and people buy him breakfast.
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I’m thinking Mangione blew it when we went to McDonald’s. He goes to a Waffle House and someone hides the gun for him and probably keeps it, he goes to a Popeyes and nobody is talking to the cops, he goes to a Starbucks and people buy him breakfast.
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I hope the jail who houses the United Healthcare CEO assassin understands that they are going to need extra people to work in their mail room for incoming inmate mail for a while. A LOT of extra people.
December 10, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I hope the jail who houses the United Healthcare CEO assassin understands that they are going to need extra people to work in their mail room for incoming inmate mail for a while. A LOT of extra people.
Why is it when you have important events to attend, your pimples decide to be your plus one? Rude.
December 6, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Why is it when you have important events to attend, your pimples decide to be your plus one? Rude.
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I love how South Korea was like yeah no and ended that shit before dinner. Goals. 😂
December 4, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I love how South Korea was like yeah no and ended that shit before dinner. Goals. 😂
The gay || his pop diva
December 2, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The gay || his pop diva
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remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal
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Here's my incredibly popular opinion that will never get any traction:
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
November 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Here's my incredibly popular opinion that will never get any traction:
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.
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if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
I can’t believe I got an early confirmation at work. My probation was suppose to be sometime mid January. Hopefully it just goes up from here.
November 29, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I can’t believe I got an early confirmation at work. My probation was suppose to be sometime mid January. Hopefully it just goes up from here.
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welcome to thanksgiving dinner I will be your turkey this evening
November 28, 2024 at 10:44 PM
welcome to thanksgiving dinner I will be your turkey this evening