Oscar Wilde The Grinch 🎄
@deviatehulk.bsky.social
Barfly, gadfly, raconteur and roustabout.
the World has become altogether too wide for mere Patriotism, which, after all, now is only the virtue of small minds.
SCRAM!
the World has become altogether too wide for mere Patriotism, which, after all, now is only the virtue of small minds.
SCRAM!
Am I doing anything special for my birthday, you ask? Oh, you better believe it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Am I doing anything special for my birthday, you ask? Oh, you better believe it.
Email from JC Penney:
"We are all destined for the coffin. Everything turns to dust and ash. 65% Off All Housewares!"
"We are all destined for the coffin. Everything turns to dust and ash. 65% Off All Housewares!"
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Email from JC Penney:
"We are all destined for the coffin. Everything turns to dust and ash. 65% Off All Housewares!"
"We are all destined for the coffin. Everything turns to dust and ash. 65% Off All Housewares!"
I'll admit, I pulled up bsky because Twitter is down. But I forgot how much I missed so many of my pals that aren't on there anymore. Hi, pals! ❤️
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'll admit, I pulled up bsky because Twitter is down. But I forgot how much I missed so many of my pals that aren't on there anymore. Hi, pals! ❤️
Happy birthday, you absolute king. I don't know if there's anything after, but I hope you've felt how much we love you. #davidlynch
January 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy birthday, you absolute king. I don't know if there's anything after, but I hope you've felt how much we love you. #davidlynch
Just gonna keep posting "I'm back" memes for a couple weeks until I have zero followers.
November 14, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Just gonna keep posting "I'm back" memes for a couple weeks until I have zero followers.
Ok. I'm back.
November 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Ok. I'm back.
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i watched a video yesterday of a woman in gaza screaming and crying that she and everyone she knows hates hamas with all their might but are completely powerless to stop them and that their children shouldn't have had to die because they didn't have the ability to fight off their warlords.
December 29, 2023 at 2:48 PM
i watched a video yesterday of a woman in gaza screaming and crying that she and everyone she knows hates hamas with all their might but are completely powerless to stop them and that their children shouldn't have had to die because they didn't have the ability to fight off their warlords.
Tell me how you are going to tackle your challenges today using an image from a movie.
December 15, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Tell me how you are going to tackle your challenges today using an image from a movie.
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I continue *bomb explodes a child* to be baffled at why poll numbers *child explodes* look so grim for Biden *child explodes* when he's got a better *child explodes* record than any single-term President in my *child explodes* life. How has messaging gotten so bad all *child explodes* the sudden?
December 12, 2023 at 1:40 AM
I continue *bomb explodes a child* to be baffled at why poll numbers *child explodes* look so grim for Biden *child explodes* when he's got a better *child explodes* record than any single-term President in my *child explodes* life. How has messaging gotten so bad all *child explodes* the sudden?
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Liberals, I’m begging you (as a former liberal who thought that was the only correct political position). Realize that this entire shitty system we all inherited has to be completely rebooted from scratch before it’s too fucking late.
The only way to save ourselves is to save each other. 💜
The only way to save ourselves is to save each other. 💜
The reason liberals desperately to cling to lesser evilism is cause if they have to confront the reality that "democratic" electoral politics has propelled them into fascism, they have to question everything in their system that led to this. They can't comprehend they were wrong their whole life.
November 13, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Liberals, I’m begging you (as a former liberal who thought that was the only correct political position). Realize that this entire shitty system we all inherited has to be completely rebooted from scratch before it’s too fucking late.
The only way to save ourselves is to save each other. 💜
The only way to save ourselves is to save each other. 💜
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Time again for my favorite rhyme!
No matter Team Red or Team Blue,
they all work for the same people,
and it’s NEVER me and you.
No matter Team Red or Team Blue,
they all work for the same people,
and it’s NEVER me and you.
Man, a ton of politicians I used to admire are just showing their entire asses over this thing. It's good, in the end, since it reinforces this very correct insight from Kylie Brakeman I have to remind myself to keep in mind every time I feel hopeful about electoral politics.
November 10, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Time again for my favorite rhyme!
No matter Team Red or Team Blue,
they all work for the same people,
and it’s NEVER me and you.
No matter Team Red or Team Blue,
they all work for the same people,
and it’s NEVER me and you.
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Air Bud, they call him. I knew him back when he was just called "Bud," and no one believed he could do it! No one believed he could. But he did it, he played basketball, and now he's Air Bud, it's incredible. The refs who said a dog can't play were very unfair, but now he's Air Bud, we love Air Bud
October 4, 2023 at 6:45 AM
Air Bud, they call him. I knew him back when he was just called "Bud," and no one believed he could do it! No one believed he could. But he did it, he played basketball, and now he's Air Bud, it's incredible. The refs who said a dog can't play were very unfair, but now he's Air Bud, we love Air Bud
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Someone said: "if it's important enough to liberals that trump loses, it's important enough to get a better candidate"
November 8, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Someone said: "if it's important enough to liberals that trump loses, it's important enough to get a better candidate"
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as fascism rises in this country and institutional stability wanes, it’s important for Congress to spend an entire day being racist toward one lady
Shame on the 22 Democrats who voted for the GOP's racist motion to censure Rashida Tlaib.
(Norcross, Spanberger, and Wild voted "present.")
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(Norcross, Spanberger, and Wild voted "present.")
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November 8, 2023 at 4:37 AM
as fascism rises in this country and institutional stability wanes, it’s important for Congress to spend an entire day being racist toward one lady
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Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
October 31, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
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The saddest conversations I’ve had this week are with Palestinian and Israelis who see each others pain, and feel helpless to stop the cycle of violence they are in.
They sound so defeated.
They sound so defeated.
October 19, 2023 at 6:57 PM
The saddest conversations I’ve had this week are with Palestinian and Israelis who see each others pain, and feel helpless to stop the cycle of violence they are in.
They sound so defeated.
They sound so defeated.
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this is a genocidal war crime
stop this fucking madness
stop this fucking madness
at least 500 people killed in the Israeli air strike on a hospital in Gaza today, with 3000 deaths in Gaza since the bombing began, news still coming in: www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
Hundreds of casualties as Israel hits Gaza hospital sheltering thousands
Israeli air strike hits the al-Ahli hospital in Gaza City where thousands are seeking safety and treatment.
www.aljazeera.com
October 17, 2023 at 6:07 PM
this is a genocidal war crime
stop this fucking madness
stop this fucking madness
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“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
October 10, 2023 at 10:09 AM
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
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Me in September / me in October
October 1, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Me in September / me in October
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doctor: are you in any pain?
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
September 29, 2023 at 2:42 PM
doctor: are you in any pain?
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
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this is a great opportunity to put a forward thinking, fresh-faced and vibrant 75 year old in the senate
September 29, 2023 at 1:42 PM
this is a great opportunity to put a forward thinking, fresh-faced and vibrant 75 year old in the senate