Chris from Dallas
@detsipowicz.bsky.social
26, obnoxiously Texan Aries Boy and certified workaholic. Love Pokemon, Minecraft, Lady Gaga, Paloma Faith, & Drag.
Stay out of my likes if you don't want to see adult content. I don't usually repost it, so the main feed is fine but you've been warned!😅🔞
Stay out of my likes if you don't want to see adult content. I don't usually repost it, so the main feed is fine but you've been warned!😅🔞
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*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
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There’s a weird thing on this website and lots of left-wing subcultures, where people love to throw around “liberal” as an insult, but from what I can tell liberals voted overwhelmingly against Cuomo and are rallying behind Zohran now.
June 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
There’s a weird thing on this website and lots of left-wing subcultures, where people love to throw around “liberal” as an insult, but from what I can tell liberals voted overwhelmingly against Cuomo and are rallying behind Zohran now.
Omg you’re right, so cute!
February 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Omg you’re right, so cute!
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I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
Google Maps to rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' for US users
Google Maps will change the name of "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" once it is officially updated in the U.S. Geographic Names System, it said in an X post on Monday.
www.reuters.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
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You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
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I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL
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Why does my dog look more put together than me at all times
January 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Why does my dog look more put together than me at all times
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Rest in power queen
January 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Rest in power queen
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the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup
Hey Mr. Fireman, the Devil's in the White House!
If any platform can appreciate this amazing song by Bebe Bourelly, it's Bluesky. Let's blow this up, people!
open.spotify.com/track/46ic6A...
If any platform can appreciate this amazing song by Bebe Bourelly, it's Bluesky. Let's blow this up, people!
open.spotify.com/track/46ic6A...
January 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hey Mr. Fireman, the Devil's in the White House!
If any platform can appreciate this amazing song by Bebe Bourelly, it's Bluesky. Let's blow this up, people!
open.spotify.com/track/46ic6A...
If any platform can appreciate this amazing song by Bebe Bourelly, it's Bluesky. Let's blow this up, people!
open.spotify.com/track/46ic6A...
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🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
December 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM
🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
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Without downloading anything, show me what energy you are bringing to 2025.
Oh no wait this is the one:
Oh no wait this is the one:
December 30, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Without downloading anything, show me what energy you are bringing to 2025.
Oh no wait this is the one:
Oh no wait this is the one:
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Justice for Kandy Muse!! #houseofvillains
December 23, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Justice for Kandy Muse!! #houseofvillains
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Ghost Writer
December 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Ghost Writer
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ghost of christmas past just visited. seemed really confused when I told him my name. kept asking if I had a brother or something, but when I told him I only have a sister he seemed even more perplexed. odd fella.
December 25, 2024 at 2:04 AM
ghost of christmas past just visited. seemed really confused when I told him my name. kept asking if I had a brother or something, but when I told him I only have a sister he seemed even more perplexed. odd fella.
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This is the most ridiculous thing ever and also the best ever use of LinkedIn.
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
This is the most ridiculous thing ever and also the best ever use of LinkedIn.
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Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
Hows it gonna clock me like that? Also how is mudkip here? I'd expect Totodile
December 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Hows it gonna clock me like that? Also how is mudkip here? I'd expect Totodile
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