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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
It can't get a distributor in the US.
Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
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Happy ten years to this bad boy.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
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[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo
February 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo
Doing my Chuck Schumer impression "Mr. President without pennies how will I purchase your crypto coin? Check and mate Maga"
My wife "So has anyone else read the Reductress op-ed on cucking?"
My wife "So has anyone else read the Reductress op-ed on cucking?"
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Doing my Chuck Schumer impression "Mr. President without pennies how will I purchase your crypto coin? Check and mate Maga"
My wife "So has anyone else read the Reductress op-ed on cucking?"
My wife "So has anyone else read the Reductress op-ed on cucking?"
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AliExpress just gets America as a consumer market
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
AliExpress just gets America as a consumer market
Could you maybe fucking do literally anything about it you dry fish.
You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.
Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices.
Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices.
February 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Could you maybe fucking do literally anything about it you dry fish.
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There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.
January 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.
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Might listen to some football podcasts tomorrow.
January 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Might listen to some football podcasts tomorrow.
Me and Americ have 1 more thing in common and that's we only have had two sex ever
January 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me and Americ have 1 more thing in common and that's we only have had two sex ever
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As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money
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I’m not a very visual person, and neither are a lot of people. Also, I can actually think of several movies that are better than the books.
Fight Club and American Psycho, just for starters.
Fight Club and American Psycho, just for starters.
Books are ALWAYS better than the movies, especially fantasy movies. The visual always pales in comparison to my minds eye.
January 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m not a very visual person, and neither are a lot of people. Also, I can actually think of several movies that are better than the books.
Fight Club and American Psycho, just for starters.
Fight Club and American Psycho, just for starters.
I have concluded while travelling this great nation that it would benefit greatly from becoming several smaller nations.
January 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I have concluded while travelling this great nation that it would benefit greatly from becoming several smaller nations.
Another instance of Hollywood elites not knowing how the real world works. I have been on this plane for an hour and not a single snake.
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Another instance of Hollywood elites not knowing how the real world works. I have been on this plane for an hour and not a single snake.
Had to remove Soulja Boy from the wedding playlist Trump is ruining my LIFE.
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Had to remove Soulja Boy from the wedding playlist Trump is ruining my LIFE.
How do you spell finances (the lady you will marriage)
January 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
How do you spell finances (the lady you will marriage)
Should I be concerned about my finances prepper habits
January 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Should I be concerned about my finances prepper habits
I threw my back out carrying my Container Store brand Wing Lid tote full of cd jewel cases from the basement. Expect to give their customer service team an earful. Bet I can get a refund out of this fiasco.
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I threw my back out carrying my Container Store brand Wing Lid tote full of cd jewel cases from the basement. Expect to give their customer service team an earful. Bet I can get a refund out of this fiasco.