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desertwhale.bsky.social
@desertwhale.bsky.social
Welcome to all the new peoples joining the No Man's sky community!! :D
February 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Made a tutorial for No Man's Sky!
youtu.be/JmTbOxDI6NI
No Mans Sky | Cooking Doughnuts to make Millions
YouTube video by TheDesertWhale
youtu.be
February 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Once I learn how to harness my motivation, it's over for everyone.
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I don’t know how they aren’t being sued by their own employees?

If I posted something like this or said this at my office I’d be in HR getting my termination letter.

Genuine question @marcelias.bsky.social & other #Legal people.

Why aren’t we encouraging Tesla/X employees to file HR complaints?
January 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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i’ve started doing this thing like jingling keys in front of a baby where i give my grandpa an interesting book to read so he talks about that with me instead of whatever he saw on fox news yesterday
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Someone on TikTok described Twitter as Elon Musk's Discord server.
I can't unsee it now.
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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some ways to generate electricity

A) use sunlight to drive photosynthesis in plants, let plants die, wait ~100 million years, dig up fossilized plants, burn plants, use heat to boil water, use steam to drive a rotating turbine, use generator to make electrons

B) use sunlight to make electrons
January 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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sorry it took me fifteen seconds to like your reply. i had to check whether all your posts are replies and if your bio has four hashtags and five emojis and if you're a computer program
January 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
whoops
January 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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This is a monumental day for the future of the open web, though it might not be obvious for a while. Mastodon matures its governance model with a great, solid non-profit blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/01/the-... and a coalition of independents push to open up Bluesky's AT Protocol: freeourfeeds.com
The people should own the town square
It is more important than ever that the social web is not controlled by corporations. Today, Mastodon is taking another step towards its founding ideals: independence and non-profit ownership. We're t...
blog.joinmastodon.org
January 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Literally, WTF!
January 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Delicious face frames
January 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING REALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING."

- Jake the Dog
January 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Seen in Venice Beach today
January 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Remember, the rules are set in stone and perfectly equitable.

... Unless you’re absurdly rich, attractive, popular, or any mixture of the aforementioned traits.

Remember! If it’s punishable by fine, it’s fine as long as you can pay!!!"
January 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
January 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM