Derek Nordling
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Derek Nordling
@dereknordling.bsky.social
Husband to an amazing wife. Cat and dog papa. #TheLastDriveIn #MST3K #TMBG Mostly memes I steal from Reddit.
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2025 is gonna be the Year of the Sandwich.

#SandwichPalooza continues!
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New Deck #MTG
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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when you think about it rich people are the victim
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Share a TV show you love with a great Christmas themed episode. 📺🎄

Ted Lasso
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Share a TV show you love with a great Christmas themed episode.📺🎄

My Choice Futurama
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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🎩 I took the drugs & the drugs r working!
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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that jet ski took too long to draw, I will never draw a jet ski again
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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"Breach hole, all die. Even had it underlined!"

#IYKYK #MST3K
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"Why yes, this is the first time I've gone outside in 6 days how can you tell?"
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I constantly forget that he only has one ear, or rather that it is abnormal for a cat to only have one ear. that's just my baby, he has the correct number of ears and this is how all cats look
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Looks like I’m havin’ a little chat with Stephen tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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this comic is how i feel when i play any online game after 2010
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Ok, so who the heck hasn't seen this video yet. Seriously, I mean this guy is a genius. Join movie critic "Slim Chance" as he reviews 3 fake films. A Jim Campbell Comedy.
youtu.be/wDL8Sj-fWcU?...
"It's Movie Time!" -Episode One
YouTube video by Silver Magma Studios
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Same guy.
Same hat.
Different movies.
Join film critic "Slim Chance" as he reviews 3 fake movies in Episode Two of "It's Movie Time!"
A Jim Campbell Comedy.

youtu.be/MnY21Dz8Tg8?...
"It's Movie Time!" -Episode Two
YouTube video by Silver Magma Studios
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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It sucks to miss a Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair which is why I am giving away THIRTY (30) Magic: The Gathering Secret Lairs *THIS* Friday Dec 5th at 3pm Pacific! Sign up using my code and get a $15 credit to spend on anything on Whatnot: www.whatnot.com/invite/tolar...

#ad #sponsored
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Post any video game from any console starting with the letter "L".
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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My favorite quote from Death By Lightning is Nick Offerman-as-Chester A. Arthur, drunk as hell:

"Music! Fighting! Sausages!"
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Ok....well, I haven't been able to film anymore for "Nightmare Cinema Volume II" in a week, and I had writer's block the past several days...but tonight I started visualizing some small ideas and I am about to write them down. So, starting to cook up some good stuff.
a man is cooking food in a kitchen with a live leak watermark
ALT: a man is cooking food in a kitchen with a live leak watermark
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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One of my 3 TBA concert dates just got A’d - I’ll be playing Bonnaroo on June 13!
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM