Derek
@dereklives.bsky.social
Queer, vegan, poly tech nerd trying to be more active on here. Sometimes NSFW. More grey hair than my age suggests. Just moved to St Paul!
Partner to @turkeysub.bsky.social
Partner to @turkeysub.bsky.social
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You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
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Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.
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lol holy shit
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
lol holy shit
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This is so fucking funny dude.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is so fucking funny dude.
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median bsky flirting in the @-s interaction
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
median bsky flirting in the @-s interaction
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Tim Robinson understands what the boys are going through: defector.com/tim-robinson...
Tim Robinson Understands What The Boys Are Going Through | Defector
The male comedians are going through something. I know, I know, but this time I’m not referring to the obvious ones who have lost their minds through some excess of steroid abuse and podcast…
defector.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tim Robinson understands what the boys are going through: defector.com/tim-robinson...
"In much the same way that turning in a doodle of an archaeopteryx on a skateboard with a machete in its mouth would receive a big fat zero for a grade, so, too, should whatever this is. This is not an exercise in Christian thought, but an assertion of Christian identity." Just amazing
wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"In much the same way that turning in a doodle of an archaeopteryx on a skateboard with a machete in its mouth would receive a big fat zero for a grade, so, too, should whatever this is. This is not an exercise in Christian thought, but an assertion of Christian identity." Just amazing
I'll be there after work but same. Sore/tired/horny. Send love/nudes
This covid vaccine is kicking my ass. Someone come snuggle me
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'll be there after work but same. Sore/tired/horny. Send love/nudes
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Got @turkeysub.bsky.social and I some fancy new sex toys that just arrived in the mail 📬😈
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Got @turkeysub.bsky.social and I some fancy new sex toys that just arrived in the mail 📬😈
This week needs to be over
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This week needs to be over
Amy Sedaris is a treasure
Amy Sedaris as an Olympian gymnast turned ping-pong table saleslady at a City Sports store on "Difficult People"
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Amy Sedaris is a treasure
Somehow managed to lose a ball stretcher ring out of my pocket somewhere between my apartment and the gym. So that's fun
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Somehow managed to lose a ball stretcher ring out of my pocket somewhere between my apartment and the gym. So that's fun
Great episode this week!
@jayjurden.bsky.social, whose debut comedy special, “Yes, Ma’am,” is now streaming on Hulu, talks about how being queer allows us to look past the ‘rules’ we are taught to live by on ‘Dads and Daddies’ #dadsanddaddies #podcast #podcastclips #gaypodcast #gay #queerpodcast #lgbtqpodcast #queercomedy
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Great episode this week!
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
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Feeling particularly feral today
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Feeling particularly feral today
I stopped buying Starbucks a while back but here's a chance to send a message if you are a Starbucks regular
Starbucks workers this Thursday 11/13 are starting a long strike to win a first union contract
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I stopped buying Starbucks a while back but here's a chance to send a message if you are a Starbucks regular
Got my swim in for the day
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Got my swim in for the day
It was such a great time ☺️ We'll definitely have to make it a regular thing
went to a housewarming for a couple of friends and was surrounded by gays and it truly felt fun to see different shades of gay in the real world ✨ super happy gunnar and derek finally made it! super excited to have more gay neighbors 🥰
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November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It was such a great time ☺️ We'll definitely have to make it a regular thing
Sympathy Magic is a bop. That is all
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sympathy Magic is a bop. That is all
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We heard it's national boyfriend day @dereklives.bsky.social ❤️
October 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We heard it's national boyfriend day @dereklives.bsky.social ❤️
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The Onion is so damn good.
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Onion is so damn good.
Being vers is fun because some days I'm "just a hole" and other days I destroy my man's hole the way I'd want mine to be destroyed 💘
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Being vers is fun because some days I'm "just a hole" and other days I destroy my man's hole the way I'd want mine to be destroyed 💘