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Fucking absurd
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i recently lost my full time job and im missing hours at my back up to take care of my child. anything helps
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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
maybe if biden calls up bibi and tells him theres tunnels in his prostate? 🤔
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Even if disabled people could afford the cost, space and energy it takes to prep…
It’s nearly impossible to stock up on meds.

They’re tightly controlled and dispensed in small quantities. Insurance generally won’t cover larger amounts.

“Just stock up on meds” is not a solution.
May 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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my 14yo made a power point of what she wants her future to look like and this is my favorite slide
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
y'all been like providing the same four people rent for the past five years but God forbid I need a fucking cheeseburger
May 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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On twitter, this is the anime slop they're trying to say looks better than GTA 6... lmfaooooooooooo.
May 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i guess the only way to get financial support in this country anymore is to whack a ceo or call a child a slur, amirite? *bumtiss*
May 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
everything has gone to shit in life
May 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
im convinced "charm imagery" is just code for white girls who like plantation houses
May 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i am once again asking for help. i havent gotten any honestly. ive been eating bagels for dinner for too long now. im always in pain. im not gonna make it
May 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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for the people in the driver's seat of the right wing cultural movement, an end to "DEI" always meant doing things like sending free money to a white lady who called a child the n word. sorry if you thought it was about a slightly annoying HR webinar you once had to watch or whatever.
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I just realized these guys really think they can gaslight the US populace into thinking they're not in a recession and we're going to have to put up with this for a year, just like they tried to gaslight us during the mass death event
May 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
#mutualaid

HELP!!!!

SOS!!!!

IM NOT DOING WELL

#comrades #help #please #sos
May 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
please help i eat very little
May 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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This clip is being celebrated by MAGA. I literally think every one of them is insane.
May 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders
May 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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i'm proof that introverts can be turned into extroverts via chemical & psychological warfare
May 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Your School House Rock moment...🤔
May 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Capitalism - Giving money to Greedy people to encourage them to ripoff and underpay people even more, is the problem, not the solution.
May 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The post USSR presidents have been Yeltsin and Putin. And people act like this was an improvement
May 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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hmmm iz dis1 believable chat
May 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
threads is a shitshow
May 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
ayo hol up
Wow just spotted the world’s oldest Cybertruck.
May 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM