Voltron Sharknado Jr.
@deputyvanhalen.bsky.social
6-time neighborhood league Baseball Stars champion. Programmer of boring stuff by day. Indie game dev by night.
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If there is one thing in this world that I truly believe, it's that the answer to "Can anyone really be that stupid?" is always yes. ALWAYS.
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I'm sorry, WHAT genre of music?
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm sorry, WHAT genre of music?
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Asking Nick Clegg and his peers for permission to remove valuables from their homes would kill my burglary company
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Asking Nick Clegg and his peers for permission to remove valuables from their homes would kill my burglary company
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What it was like working at GameStop as a woman: Random Memory Edition
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
September 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What it was like working at GameStop as a woman: Random Memory Edition
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
1 like : 1 story
1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow*
Us: Ewww, dude. 😬
MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
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i need yall to stop thinking that shitty people who do shitty things must be doing them because they’re being blackmailed. almost always, they do the shitty things simply because they’re shitty people.
May 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i need yall to stop thinking that shitty people who do shitty things must be doing them because they’re being blackmailed. almost always, they do the shitty things simply because they’re shitty people.
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Okay I might actually die laughing if a group of these nutjobs decides to get together and officially name Trump the Antichrist.
Somewhere in the back of my head a little voice is pounding on the table and gleefully chanting
MAGA ANTIPOPE
MAGA ANTIPOPE
MAGA ANTIPOPE
MAGA ANTIPOPE
MAGA ANTIPOPE
MAGA ANTIPOPE
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Okay I might actually die laughing if a group of these nutjobs decides to get together and officially name Trump the Antichrist.
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But are there any RW Star Wars fans? Because if there are, they are really missing the point.
April 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
But are there any RW Star Wars fans? Because if there are, they are really missing the point.
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Revealed at Star Wars Celebration in Tokyo, Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord is coming to Disney+ and features Sam Witwer returning as the voice of Darth Maul. bit.ly/3GrEX7g
April 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Revealed at Star Wars Celebration in Tokyo, Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord is coming to Disney+ and features Sam Witwer returning as the voice of Darth Maul. bit.ly/3GrEX7g
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
April 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
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this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
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Trump announces an executive order to murder you brutally with infinite knives, then says a few days later that he'll merely dismember you a little, with a single knife. The media gushes. But we still ended up in a place with 100% more knife violence than where we started! It's not a victory!
Ok sorry but getting on my soapbox to say that this isn’t a u-turn or a 180 or even a pause on tariffs.
The MASSIVE tariffs are gone but BIG tariffs are still in place. And more so than before last week.
Frame it right.
The MASSIVE tariffs are gone but BIG tariffs are still in place. And more so than before last week.
Frame it right.
April 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Trump announces an executive order to murder you brutally with infinite knives, then says a few days later that he'll merely dismember you a little, with a single knife. The media gushes. But we still ended up in a place with 100% more knife violence than where we started! It's not a victory!
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I think I'm losing my mind. Or maybe I already did.
February 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I think I'm losing my mind. Or maybe I already did.
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JB Pritzker just won the internet. A+ on trolling Donald Trump.
🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.”
EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣
EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
JB Pritzker just won the internet. A+ on trolling Donald Trump.
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“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025”
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“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025”
NEW YORK — Stacey Fricks is done with fictional character Ted Mosby due to his failure to mention the 2025 Nazi problem in the character’s…
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February 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025”
hard-drive.net/hd/ted-mosby...
hard-drive.net/hd/ted-mosby...
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Kelly is all of us
Therapists all over the country right now 😂😂
February 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kelly is all of us
I love it when my brain tries really hard to convince me that something doesn't mean what it almost certainly means. 🤣
February 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I love it when my brain tries really hard to convince me that something doesn't mean what it almost certainly means. 🤣
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truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
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anyway if you helped this man get back into power, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart: fuck you
January 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
anyway if you helped this man get back into power, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart: fuck you
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
Describe your in person social skills with a GIF.
January 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Describe your in person social skills with a GIF.
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