zeb
@dellcannon.bsky.social
I like cats, video games, and weird things you probably haven't thought about since 1999
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My grade school teachers: Violence is never OK.
Also my grade school teachers: Take this ball and throw it at your classmates as hard as you can.
Also my grade school teachers: Take this ball and throw it at your classmates as hard as you can.
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My grade school teachers: Violence is never OK.
Also my grade school teachers: Take this ball and throw it at your classmates as hard as you can.
Also my grade school teachers: Take this ball and throw it at your classmates as hard as you can.
One of these days I'm gonna pay the road
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
One of these days I'm gonna pay the road
They're breaking both my hands and telling me to take it like a man, well fuck that
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
They're breaking both my hands and telling me to take it like a man, well fuck that
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God, Phil Hartman is such a perfect jackass in Jingle All The Way
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
God, Phil Hartman is such a perfect jackass in Jingle All The Way
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Real talk the kiddies at my job who don't gaf are beyond grating
It ain't my dream job, either. Just because it's not your dream career doesn't mean you phone it in (literally) and let everything fall apart.
It ain't my dream job, either. Just because it's not your dream career doesn't mean you phone it in (literally) and let everything fall apart.
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Real talk the kiddies at my job who don't gaf are beyond grating
It ain't my dream job, either. Just because it's not your dream career doesn't mean you phone it in (literally) and let everything fall apart.
It ain't my dream job, either. Just because it's not your dream career doesn't mean you phone it in (literally) and let everything fall apart.
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America runs on raping children
The United States does not have a president; it has a demented, deranged dictator.
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
America runs on raping children
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MAGA is outraged. “But but but…Trump did not mean Colbert.”
If a Democrat uses the same words: “FBI needs to investigate. He suggests that Trump should be harmed.”
The hypocrisy is unreal.
If a Democrat uses the same words: “FBI needs to investigate. He suggests that Trump should be harmed.”
The hypocrisy is unreal.
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
😉😘
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My love language is when people go out and bring me back food. 🥹
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My love language is when people go out and bring me back food. 🥹
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Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
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Happy Holidays, Gamers!
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December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy Holidays, Gamers!
🎄🎅
🎄🎅
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Anyone still think Hillary was wrong calling them deplorable?
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Anyone still think Hillary was wrong calling them deplorable?
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 23,1966
December 23,1966
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 23,1966
December 23,1966
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You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
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I would like to propose a solution concerning Venezuela. Instead of these leaders putting US and Venezuelan lives at risk to solve their personal quarrels. Both leaders should agree to spare their soldier's lives and fight one-on-one. Both get a gun and a knife and locked in a room together. Done.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I would like to propose a solution concerning Venezuela. Instead of these leaders putting US and Venezuelan lives at risk to solve their personal quarrels. Both leaders should agree to spare their soldier's lives and fight one-on-one. Both get a gun and a knife and locked in a room together. Done.
Everybody tries to be somebody's wet dream, prom king, golden boy, new toy
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Everybody tries to be somebody's wet dream, prom king, golden boy, new toy
I was the young, dumb, chosen one now I just shake my head and say
kids these days
kids these days
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I was the young, dumb, chosen one now I just shake my head and say
kids these days
kids these days
And I can't get no benefits because the job center takes them away
And I can't get no job because there ain't no decent job out there today
In this time of financial depression won't you just let me have my way?
And I can't get no job because there ain't no decent job out there today
In this time of financial depression won't you just let me have my way?
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
And I can't get no benefits because the job center takes them away
And I can't get no job because there ain't no decent job out there today
In this time of financial depression won't you just let me have my way?
And I can't get no job because there ain't no decent job out there today
In this time of financial depression won't you just let me have my way?
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 15,1958
December 15,1958
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 15,1958
December 15,1958
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When people ask me if I'm doing alright in 2025...
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
When people ask me if I'm doing alright in 2025...
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Donald Trump is a pedophile
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Donald Trump is a pedophile
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
Only the dumbest people among society can even question it at this point
ya'll keeping a child rapist in office
Please please please please someone in Canada let's get hitched
I am too poor and do not have the skills on paper to immigrate. I will pay someone to marry me and move my kids and I out of this country. I’m a good wife and have only had shitty to relatively shitty partners so I can put up with a lot, especially to save my children from this country.
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Please please please please someone in Canada let's get hitched
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