Deimosion
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· Oct 2
A lot of people don't know this, but when you apply for a job as a tech CEO, you have to fill out a questionnaire to make sure you will constantly make the most unimaginably stupid decisions possible
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This one and Flimsy Steve live in my head constantly
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This one and Flimsy Steve live in my head constantly
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Few things in FFXIV feel better than equipping a shiny new set of endgame crafting gear that you made yourself, and few things in FFXIV feel worse than realizing equipping all that gear made your crafting stats go *down* because none of the new stuff has materia in it yet
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Few things in FFXIV feel better than equipping a shiny new set of endgame crafting gear that you made yourself, and few things in FFXIV feel worse than realizing equipping all that gear made your crafting stats go *down* because none of the new stuff has materia in it yet
I have...too many answers for this to contain it to one post, so...yeah!
-Breaking Bad: A lot of people saying this one, but the thing is they're right, the last three episodes are just so perfect from start to finish
-Breaking Bad: A lot of people saying this one, but the thing is they're right, the last three episodes are just so perfect from start to finish
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I have...too many answers for this to contain it to one post, so...yeah!
-Breaking Bad: A lot of people saying this one, but the thing is they're right, the last three episodes are just so perfect from start to finish
-Breaking Bad: A lot of people saying this one, but the thing is they're right, the last three episodes are just so perfect from start to finish
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I simply cannot believe we are reliving the Secret Good Sherlock Episode event again in real time
Stranger Things fans have concocted a theory that suggests a true, secret ending episode to the series is coming out this week — and now the community is having to issue a warning not to get upset when it turns out to be false. https://bit.ly/4qe0bHW
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I simply cannot believe we are reliving the Secret Good Sherlock Episode event again in real time
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
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this is Superbad
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
this is Superbad
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zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
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that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
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The way almost every murder in Ace Attorney is rooted in a years-previous murder means the last case of the series should be a flashback to the Cain and Abel case, the root of all crime.
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The way almost every murder in Ace Attorney is rooted in a years-previous murder means the last case of the series should be a flashback to the Cain and Abel case, the root of all crime.
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In an era where support for trans rights and LGBTQ+ in general was more tepid and understated, because people were afraid to upset bigots, GDQ decided they were going to be loudly, unapologetically inclusive. The result is one of the greatest communities in video games.
The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
In an era where support for trans rights and LGBTQ+ in general was more tepid and understated, because people were afraid to upset bigots, GDQ decided they were going to be loudly, unapologetically inclusive. The result is one of the greatest communities in video games.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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i like how the official mega man 2 novelization does the “bane is the scariest guy i’ve ever seen in my life” thing completely straight
June 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
i like how the official mega man 2 novelization does the “bane is the scariest guy i’ve ever seen in my life” thing completely straight
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this is how lulu texts wakka
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
this is how lulu texts wakka
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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Taylor Swift every year or two:
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Taylor Swift every year or two:
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A lot of people talk about “But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!” and for good reason but personally speaking my favorite line read in that movie is the sheer joy he has as he yells “HAHA. I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM”
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
A lot of people talk about “But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!” and for good reason but personally speaking my favorite line read in that movie is the sheer joy he has as he yells “HAHA. I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM”
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these are the villains of a Like a Dragon spinoff game set in long island
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
these are the villains of a Like a Dragon spinoff game set in long island
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happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 PM
happy new year
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which political views? which ones specifically
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
which political views? which ones specifically
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It’s really happening
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s really happening
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..