@definitelynotdan70.bsky.social
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The Orioles are friendsmaxxing and culturemogging the AL East
Zach Eflin and Chris Bassitt are good friends, golf together and spend time together in the offseason.
Eflin said the first thing Bassitt texted him after the signing was: “Let’s go win a title.”
Eflin: “And I was like, ‘Dude, you’re gonna love it here.’”
Eflin said the first thing Bassitt texted him after the signing was: “Let’s go win a title.”
Eflin: “And I was like, ‘Dude, you’re gonna love it here.’”
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The Orioles are friendsmaxxing and culturemogging the AL East
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
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If we're doing a new wave of hard-luck PI shows now, there's one ideal piece of lead role casting no network has seized on yet, and I'm just going to post it for free: Fozzie Bear.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
If we're doing a new wave of hard-luck PI shows now, there's one ideal piece of lead role casting no network has seized on yet, and I'm just going to post it for free: Fozzie Bear.
jordan westburg pray less stretch more buddy, come on
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
jordan westburg pray less stretch more buddy, come on
The discovery tab truly is a portal to horrors. People who think they can cook. Boomers reposting every anti Trump meme as if it matters. Chuck Wendig posts. The psychic damage piles up.
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The discovery tab truly is a portal to horrors. People who think they can cook. Boomers reposting every anti Trump meme as if it matters. Chuck Wendig posts. The psychic damage piles up.
hrm, some more "i'm in hiding" bangers I hate every book I've ever tried to read by Thomas Pynchon or David Foster Wallace and I'm never bothering to try again
I think Paul Thomas Anderson movies are really overrated
I think Paul Thomas Anderson movies are really overrated
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
hrm, some more "i'm in hiding" bangers I hate every book I've ever tried to read by Thomas Pynchon or David Foster Wallace and I'm never bothering to try again
I think Paul Thomas Anderson movies are really overrated
I think Paul Thomas Anderson movies are really overrated
rooting against USA hockey because they seem like a bunch of dicks
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
rooting against USA hockey because they seem like a bunch of dicks
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Yes we're called Orioles fans
Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yes we're called Orioles fans
dear instagram i will fucking TELL YOU when i wanna see ads about quitting drinking (never)
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
dear instagram i will fucking TELL YOU when i wanna see ads about quitting drinking (never)
me waiting for my suspension to be up
a picture of a cat in a cage with the words house arrest on it
Alt: a picture of a cat in a cage with the words house arrest on it
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
me waiting for my suspension to be up
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Need to stop men wasting their money on gambling and start them wasting their money on watches
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Need to stop men wasting their money on gambling and start them wasting their money on watches
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turns out i was NOT getting on Dan's nerves, he's on a three day suspension for making fun of AI too hard
so i think i mutual i like might have gotten banned? or he blocked me lol sorry Dan if i was getting on your nerves
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
turns out i was NOT getting on Dan's nerves, he's on a three day suspension for making fun of AI too hard
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Fountain pens and pocket knives are the time and money-sink of the PROPER gentleman.
Need to stop men wasting their money on gambling and start them wasting their money on watches
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Fountain pens and pocket knives are the time and money-sink of the PROPER gentleman.
since nobody this knows is me i can fire off some fucking bangers than I normally wouldn't touch
okay i can't stand stanley tucci's whole cooking persona. shut up.
okay i can't stand stanley tucci's whole cooking persona. shut up.
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
since nobody this knows is me i can fire off some fucking bangers than I normally wouldn't touch
okay i can't stand stanley tucci's whole cooking persona. shut up.
okay i can't stand stanley tucci's whole cooking persona. shut up.
chris fucking bassit? really? that's the best we can do
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
chris fucking bassit? really? that's the best we can do
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So Dan Ford (@soundingline) got suspended for making fun of that AI writer lady, what the fuck @safety.bsky.app, we're protecting grifters now?
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
So Dan Ford (@soundingline) got suspended for making fun of that AI writer lady, what the fuck @safety.bsky.app, we're protecting grifters now?