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Just here to trick deer, and make friends
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
Thousand dollar idea: butt plug that looks like a boat's drain plug
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thousand dollar idea: butt plug that looks like a boat's drain plug
A childhood accident left me without a sense of style. My other senses developed to superhuman levels, but failed to compensate.
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A childhood accident left me without a sense of style. My other senses developed to superhuman levels, but failed to compensate.
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Dance like only the NSA is watching
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dance like only the NSA is watching
A taxidermy shop on Main Street called Horny on Main
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A taxidermy shop on Main Street called Horny on Main
So a guy that's dumb enough to accidentally get a Nazi tattoo thinks he's qualified to be a senator?
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So a guy that's dumb enough to accidentally get a Nazi tattoo thinks he's qualified to be a senator?
I know how I'm going to die. Both feet through the same hole while putting my underwear on
September 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know how I'm going to die. Both feet through the same hole while putting my underwear on
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More Attacks On The Gaza Aid Flotilla, And Other Notes
The Israelis will literally launch drone strikes on activist boats for trying to bring formula to starving babies and then turn around and say the world hates them because of their religion.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/more-attac...
The Israelis will literally launch drone strikes on activist boats for trying to bring formula to starving babies and then turn around and say the world hates them because of their religion.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/more-attac...
More Attacks On The Gaza Aid Flotilla, And Other Notes From The Edge Of The Narrative Matrix
Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):
www.caitlinjohnst.one
September 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
More Attacks On The Gaza Aid Flotilla, And Other Notes
The Israelis will literally launch drone strikes on activist boats for trying to bring formula to starving babies and then turn around and say the world hates them because of their religion.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/more-attac...
The Israelis will literally launch drone strikes on activist boats for trying to bring formula to starving babies and then turn around and say the world hates them because of their religion.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/more-attac...
Quick, everyone go outside! I started to get raptured while I was still in my living room, and now I'm stuck to these high ceilings.
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Quick, everyone go outside! I started to get raptured while I was still in my living room, and now I'm stuck to these high ceilings.
Found this guy at the boat ramp! He's missing an eye and his shell's gone, but he seems like he's getting along alright. I never expected to see one in the wild.
September 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Found this guy at the boat ramp! He's missing an eye and his shell's gone, but he seems like he's getting along alright. I never expected to see one in the wild.
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From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
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The Palestinian Ministry of Health in Gaza reported that 98 people were killed and 404 injured in the past 24 hours due to Israeli genocide.
September 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The Palestinian Ministry of Health in Gaza reported that 98 people were killed and 404 injured in the past 24 hours due to Israeli genocide.
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Larry "Fox" Mitchell shared the story of his grandma being burned alive by the Klu Klux Klan in North Carolina in 2012 and what motivated him to become a community protector. Fox, who recently passed away, was with the MN Freedom Fighters during the summer of 2020 and the George Floyd Uprising.
August 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Larry "Fox" Mitchell shared the story of his grandma being burned alive by the Klu Klux Klan in North Carolina in 2012 and what motivated him to become a community protector. Fox, who recently passed away, was with the MN Freedom Fighters during the summer of 2020 and the George Floyd Uprising.
I'm not going to bleach my butthole, I'm going to stain the rest of my body to match.
August 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm not going to bleach my butthole, I'm going to stain the rest of my body to match.
Probably couldn't swing a Nobel Peace Prize for bombing Iran, but I don't see why Trump couldn't win a #Pulitzer for that birthday letter to #JeffEpstein.
July 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Probably couldn't swing a Nobel Peace Prize for bombing Iran, but I don't see why Trump couldn't win a #Pulitzer for that birthday letter to #JeffEpstein.
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This is what badasses that are getting donations from me in the future say.
June 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is what badasses that are getting donations from me in the future say.
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Bombing Hospitals Is Bad Again
Western media outlets like the BBC and New York Times have suddenly remembered how to write headlines which assign blame to the attacker after deciding that hospitals getting bombed is a newsworthy event again.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/bombing-ho...
Western media outlets like the BBC and New York Times have suddenly remembered how to write headlines which assign blame to the attacker after deciding that hospitals getting bombed is a newsworthy event again.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/bombing-ho...
Bombing Hospitals Is Bad Again
Notes From The Edge Of The Narrative Matrix
www.caitlinjohnst.one
June 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Bombing Hospitals Is Bad Again
Western media outlets like the BBC and New York Times have suddenly remembered how to write headlines which assign blame to the attacker after deciding that hospitals getting bombed is a newsworthy event again.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/bombing-ho...
Western media outlets like the BBC and New York Times have suddenly remembered how to write headlines which assign blame to the attacker after deciding that hospitals getting bombed is a newsworthy event again.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/bombing-ho...
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We used to be a proper country
May 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We used to be a proper country
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What To Know About The MAHA Movement
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
May 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What To Know About The MAHA Movement
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
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Some great advice on protesting
May 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Some great advice on protesting
I've got those post-poop zoomies
March 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I've got those post-poop zoomies
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Lisa, a guy who has lots of money is less likely to exploit you than a guy whose money supplies are low.
February 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Lisa, a guy who has lots of money is less likely to exploit you than a guy whose money supplies are low.
My wife lives in a fantasy land where "cheese" must be specified with any pizza order. As if some monster would omit cheese from a pepperoni pizza.
February 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My wife lives in a fantasy land where "cheese" must be specified with any pizza order. As if some monster would omit cheese from a pepperoni pizza.