Deborah Halsey
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Deborah Halsey
@debshalsey.bsky.social
Lesbian, gardener, dog-mum.
I'm almost tempted to watch The Girlfriend because LOOK at Anna Chancellor!
September 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My neighbour's right to smoke in their front garden vs my right to not smell smoke in my house. An ongoing saga
July 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
People on reels are all 'I can't believe someone gave this to/I found this in the thrift shop' and it's the most nondescript thing you've ever seen
July 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Superman is American Moses. He’s been written as a Christ metaphor repeatedly. His super power isn’t his invulnerability, his speed his strength, it’s the values Ma and Pa Kent instilled in him, that he should use his powers to listen, to be kind, to help the least of us.

That’s why they’re pissed
July 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Please, nobody debunk Homesick. It’s my favourite
July 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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July 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Fraud is one thing, but lying to Gillian Anderson???
July 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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ME: one coffee please

CASHIER: what size?

ME: load bearing
June 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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That’s the shadow of the Fat Controller
Holy, and I do not use this word lightly, shit.
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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When people said Full Bush was in this year, I didn’t think they meant they wanted the US to invade a Middle Eastern nation falsely claiming they had weapons of mass distruction
June 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’ve been away and it has helped me discover that pottering has become an important part of my life. I miss deadheading while the kettle boils; pulling up weeds at lunchtime; and wandering around the garden at 6 a.m., to see what’s changed, what needs a little help, what’s new #ukgardening 🌱
June 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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once again I must tap my own sign
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Hawaii moves 7.5cm closer to Alaska every year.

This is considered flirting in plate tectonics.
June 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Do not get between Dame Judi and trees. She will end you.
Why are they reporting it like it's a paramilitary coup?
May 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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So cute. Need MOAR boxes! #cat #box
May 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Omg, 😍.

“This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.”

owlsintowels.org
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is basically what I want to achieve at my allotment: a field where I can just wander up and down picking flowers (and the odd radish)
I’ve brought elder daughter to a pick-your-own peonies field. Serious botanic dopamine…🌿
May 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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OK, hear me out.

Pedro Pascal.

Viola Davis.

Much Ado About Nothing.

Broadway.

License to print money.
May 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If you ignore the fact that it’s currently precariously perched on top of my wormery, I think this pot/tiny cherry tree combination is perfect 🌱
May 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This is the second year in my garden. It was a bare patch of land when I got it, the soil quality is extremely sandy and I have two dogs who killed off several plants last year by weeing on them. This is my solution: raised beds and pots. And I’m happy with the progress so far 🌱 #ukgardening
May 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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*crab-walked
May 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Finally potted up my ranunculus. Yay me.
May 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
First bud of the year on my rose ‘Bring Me Sunshine’ #ukgardening
May 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM