Dave
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Dave
@dcoops.bsky.social
A Canadian who used to live in the centre of the country, but has since moved out to the capital.
I have a dog, think people shouldn't be treated like trash because of what they are, and am really tired of "we shouldn't have to pay for things."
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THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Man oh man, am I ever looking forward to inserting Disney's prime IP into AI recreations of famous human rights atrocities and war crimes.
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Look, I'm not gonna say this would be good, but I think it could be pretty entertaining to launch a revival of "Just Like Mom" if you either (a) made sure the host wasn't giving off *very* creepy vibes, or (b) didn't do (a) but aged the contestants up a good 25 years.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I guess Big Pole must’ve made a sizeable donation to Doug’s latest election campaign.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
At some point, someone from the US side of the border is going to have to address the fact that some of every Canadian dollar that makes it's way to the US helps fuel a system that actively seeks to harm Canada and its people for no discernable gain.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
'Cultural break': U.S. senators say relations with Canadian neighbours are suffering | CBC News
The tariffs imposed on Canada by U.S. President Donald Trump have clearly caused economic pain for Canada, but a U.S. senator from Maine says he's more worried about how Canadians are reacting on a pe...
www.cbc.ca
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
US ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra is upset that Canada "interfered with US politics" by running an ad with Reagan's voice calling tariffs bad.
The story didn't mention his apology for Trump officials reportedly discussing a $500 million aid package with Alberta separatists. Surely an oversight.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Something poetic about this AI Google response (which I never asked for) guzzling potable drinking water so it can tell me to set my home thermostat to hotter than the surface of the sun.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Finally, something more predatory than paying for a burrito in installments!
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm not going to say anything nice about Doug Ford, but I will point out that if he didn't see the ad he would have cancelled trade negotiations because a goblin told him to, or he was startled by a falling maple leaf. He is not a rational actor and agreements with him mean nothing.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Look, I'm not a big expert on international business and what not, but if I were running Canada, and automakers started closing down production lines that I provided hundreds of millions of dollars to keep active, I'd expropriate those production facilities in exchange for a box of Jos Louis.
October 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It's very disturbing to realize that the economic growth of the West is currently supported almost entirely by a product that is predicated on the largest copyright violation in history, the future of which is being promoted with the kind of fraud that would make a snake oil salesman marvel.
the more I read about the promises OpenAI has made, the more disgusted I am. They've promised to deploy 10GW of Broadcom chips *by the end of 2029*, a chip that has yet to tape out, in data centers yet to be planned or funded or the power acquired. We are in a black hole of ethics and good sense.
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh man, a premier suggesting that there's no provincial territorial integrity is quite a look.

Ontario's always looking for new landfills and nuclear waste storage, and if there's available Canadian land in Saskatchewan Moe's cool with that, right?

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
'There is no B.C. coast. It's Canada's coast': Sask. premier supports Alta. pipeline proposal | CBC News
Sask. Premier Scott Moe repeated his support for the proposed pipeline between Alberta and the northern B.C. coast earlier this week by Alberta Premier Danielle Smith.
www.cbc.ca
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"They think their dad is tough? Our dad drives a truck and knows judo!"
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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truly, the US ambassador can go fuck himself. he’s only making canadians even more angry at the united states every time he opens his mouth.
U.S. ambassador says Washington has to 'take a look' at airport pre-clearance, citing drop in Canadian tourism | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra said Washington may need to reassess airport pre-clearance as part of an at-times animated exchange during a forum with Canadian business leaders in Banff, Alta...
www.cbc.ca
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Honestly, if I were a pregnant woman I'd be concerned about taking the ass of Tommy Two-Fins, though I still don't think it would cause autism.
September 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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She ethered that boy
Yesterday, Adam from South Dakota called my SiriusXM show to say Charlie Kirk was unalived b/c people on the left use words like racism or facism to describe folks like Charlie.

That call did not end the way he thought it would.

#TrollSlay: Words Hold Power
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#TrollSlay: Words Hold Power
YouTube video by Lurie Daniel Favors
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September 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Have we considered that Trump, Giuliani, and others are being picked off one by one this weekend because someone Knows What They Did Last Summer
September 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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We had one of these in Toronto, he was the Mayor and his name was Rob Ford
In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
August 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you want to understand the current economy, you just need to remember that "people buying things" is no longer important. Today's economy is built on the rock solid foundation of 6 companies buying graphics cards to automate the production of content that seems plausible when quickly skimmed.
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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If I say what I want to say about this I'll never be allowed in the United States again, so let me just casually say that cake's looking real good for eating right now
The Trump administration has announced they will be building a $200 million ballroom at the White House.

This comes weeks after passing a law that will kick 17 million Americans off their health care.
August 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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